Twelfth Report; Father's Day

[abstruse]

((Audio;))
Father's day! Ah, a lovely day, I will say; remembering the male who, hopefully, raised us all with love and care. No, I'm not about to ask all of you about your fathers--I'm not really the intrusive sort, though...! I do have a sort of puzzle for all of you. It's one that I would love to tell my own father.


PUZZLE 011: Two masked men

The puzzle works like this. I'm going to tell you a scenario, and using yes or no questions you must deduce exactly what is happening in this situation. I can only answer yes or no--or other variants of those two answers--so make sure to ask the right questions! No limit to how many you ask, of course... Here's your scenario:

A man leaves home and, after making three left turns, he ends up back at home, and finds two masked men waiting for him.

So, can you deduce what's happening here?

((ooc; wow i forgot to add that this is audio. Okay whatever i just like my htmls.))

Comments

text;

[legality]

YOU SHOULD PROB4BLY 4SK TO R34D TH31R F4NF1CT1ON
1 B3T 1T G3TS PR3TTY ST34MY

Re: text;

[abstruse]

Maybe next time I will. It would prove that the scientists are stalking us on the network...
Unless you'd rather?

text;

[legality]

ST4LK YOU ON TH3 N3TWORK OR 4SK 4BOUT F4NF1C?
TH3 F1RST ON3, 1 WOULD MOST C3RT41NLY R4TH3R!
TH3 S3COND, NOT SO MUCH

Re: text;

[abstruse]

Well if you want to stalk me on the network, be my guest. However, I'm not sure if that would be entertaining in the first place.

text;

[legality]

YOU'D BE SURPR1S3D 4T HOW 3NT3RT41N1NG YOU 4CTU4LLY 4R3
>;]

Re: text;

[abstruse]

Oh my, a winking face. Perhaps I should be in fear if I entertain the masses this well.

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[legality]

OH NO
NOT TH3 M4SS3S
ONLY M3
1 F33L L1K3 YOUR3 4 ON3 G1RL ONLY K1ND4 GUY
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Re: text;

[abstruse]

Oh no!
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The horror.

text;

[legality]

YOU W1LL L34RN TO LOV3 M3
OR H4T3 M3
POSS1BLY BOTH
1N 4N 3QU4LLY ROM4NT1C M4NN3R

Re: text;

[abstruse]

((Terezi is Paparazzi, omg weeps.))

Romantic hate?

text;

[legality]

*V3RY* ROM4NT1C H4T3
THOUGH 1 SUPPOS3 YOU HUM4NS DONT H4V3 TH4T, DO YOU???

Re: text;

[abstruse]

Perhaps not? Though, if you simply mean it as a very passionate hate, then that is something humans are capable of.

text;

[legality]

NOP3
1TS 4 TROLL TH1NG
SORRY BRO
SO 1 GU3SS 1LL JUST FOLLOW YOU UNT1L YOU LOV3 M3
NO ROM4NT1C H4T3

Re: text;

[abstruse]

Well, then good luck. You'll need as much of it as you can get.

text;

[legality]

[ LOOOONG PAUSE. ha. ha. ha. luck. sob. ]

W3LL S33 4BOUT TH4T
OR 4T TH3 V3RY L34ST YOU W1LL

[ vriska would have made a blind joke. it was terezi's job to do it for her. ]