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discedo2012-05-19 01:11 pm
shortestfuse) wrote in discedo2012-05-19 01:11 pm
[video]
This has gotta be some kind of… screwed up dream…
[ There's lightly panicked breathing, albeit calm for one who has just woken up in a strange world. Adrenaline is high, but there's no one around for him to blame, nothing around for him to throw.
A blond man in bartending regalia lights a cigarette, unconcerned with the fact that the communications device is making a small documentary: Inside the Pocket, the untold story. There's a grunt of disproval, he obviously realizes something's amiss after a quiet beep alerts him to the piece of technology hidden from view. ]
What the hell is-… a phone…?
[ He's obviously stressed, his voice clipped, strained as though he's trying to keep his wits about him. The feed shakes, the image blurs from a violent motion, a rough hand locked around the camera. A thumb moves and you finally see the man's face.
… He looks quite angry, a tick at his brow, a twitch at his jaw where his teeth are clenched around the filter of his abused cigarette. Like an animal backed into a corner. ]
Spyin' on me now? Tch. I don't get it -- whaddaya want me to do?
[ The image takes on a new angle; Shizuo holds the camera up, pointing it down towards his face at a rather artistic angle and he stares up into it with a squint over his sunglasses as though trying to decipher an unintelligible code. ]
Well… fuck this. Fuck you. Like I'll make it that easy!
[ Expression darkening, the cigarette he can be seen holding snaps between his fingers. The device loses focus immediately, white noise flickering briefly when the uneven ground catches it, managing to land with its camera pointed up at grey sky.
Just in time to record the heel of a dress shoe dropping down on the lens. ]
Problem solved!
[ There's lightly panicked breathing, albeit calm for one who has just woken up in a strange world. Adrenaline is high, but there's no one around for him to blame, nothing around for him to throw.
A blond man in bartending regalia lights a cigarette, unconcerned with the fact that the communications device is making a small documentary: Inside the Pocket, the untold story. There's a grunt of disproval, he obviously realizes something's amiss after a quiet beep alerts him to the piece of technology hidden from view. ]
What the hell is-… a phone…?
[ He's obviously stressed, his voice clipped, strained as though he's trying to keep his wits about him. The feed shakes, the image blurs from a violent motion, a rough hand locked around the camera. A thumb moves and you finally see the man's face.
… He looks quite angry, a tick at his brow, a twitch at his jaw where his teeth are clenched around the filter of his abused cigarette. Like an animal backed into a corner. ]
Spyin' on me now? Tch. I don't get it -- whaddaya want me to do?
[ The image takes on a new angle; Shizuo holds the camera up, pointing it down towards his face at a rather artistic angle and he stares up into it with a squint over his sunglasses as though trying to decipher an unintelligible code. ]
Well… fuck this. Fuck you. Like I'll make it that easy!
[ Expression darkening, the cigarette he can be seen holding snaps between his fingers. The device loses focus immediately, white noise flickering briefly when the uneven ground catches it, managing to land with its camera pointed up at grey sky.
Just in time to record the heel of a dress shoe dropping down on the lens. ]
Problem solved!
[audio]
[audio] ---> [text]
[text] + [audio]
>;]
[ giggle giggle giggle forever ]
[text]
It's a bunch of random shit.
Is that a face.
[text]
> ;]
>;]
> ;]
>;p
[text]
THIS IS A WASTE OF MY TIME.
WHAT'S A PISSED OFF FACE.
>:V STOP.
[text]
WH4T 4 CUT13
L3TS JUST SK1P TH3 H4T3FR13NDS 4ND JUMP R1GHT 1NTO H4T3M4RR1G3
[text]
What're you talkin about?!
You sound like you're twelve!
Go find someone who gives a shit!
[text]
4ND YOU MOST C3RT41NLY S33M L1K3 YOU G1V3 4 SH1T
H3H3H3H3
[text]
Don't put words in my mouth, brat.
Go find someone else.
Ten years younger.
...
WHAT IS HATEMARRIAGE?
THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD.
[text] + [audio]
I'm going to human hatemarry you. Deal with it! Hehehehe!
1M GO1NG TO HUM4N H4T3M4RRY YOU
D34L W1TH 1T
[text] + [audio]
Humans don't "hatemarry", dipshit.
You either hate someone or wanna marry em.
The two don't get along and NEITHER DO WE!
[audio]
>;]
>;o
>;y
Well, maybe it's time you had some nonhuman experiences. Romance based on hate is a completely legitimate thing in my culture. So, now I'm just going to be hatehitting on you forever.
[audio]
I'm traditional. I'll stick to my experiences, thanks. [ His grumbling sounds muffled over the line. ]
... How OLD are you anyway?!
[audio] ======> video;
and eyebrow waggling. ]
[audio] ======> video;
Seven?! [ And it doesn't even register. The age is more concerning. Is that what aliens looked like when they were seven years old? ]
And you're spoutin' nonsense like that... you're a thousand years too early, pipsqueak!
video;
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ANSWER PROPERLY.
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From the angle you can see his shoes scuff in the dirt as he paces.
Incoherent - but likely colourful - curses are heard in the background. ]
video;
video; i'm crying
What am I supposed to do here?! Whaddaya want from me?! Get your pointy horns and your pointy ears and your pointy teeth and your pointy sunglasses out of my face or I'll give you somethin' to laugh about as soon as I figure out where your stupid ass is!
video; me. too.
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Even if you are some alien. Why're your eyes red? [ He... gets distracted pretty easily. ]
video;
So let's test your little blind girl punching theory. I'm in the forest. Still wanna hit me? [ she's not really. this is a straight up lie. ]
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