shadesofred: (The coolest thing to do is join us.)
shadesofred ([personal profile] shadesofred) wrote in [community profile] discedo2012-04-01 03:51 pm

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I think this is a long overdue announcement. My girly heart just can't bear this secret anymore! Or something stupid like that. My heart's actually been still for like, a thousand years now, so it's more full of coagulated blood and maggots than secrets. But I guess that's why it can't bear it anymore! It's too frail from all the creepy-crawlies eating it!

[ She is having way too much fun with this. Actually, she usually has fun with elaborate blackmail schemes, but it's been a while since she's had a whole audience to mess with. Marceline gives a dramatic sigh––you know, the kind you'd hear from the ~damsel in distress~ in a particularly old movie. ]

World, get ready for a shocker, because here it comes: I, Marceline the Vampire Queen, am the girlfriend of Sadiq What's-his-Face.

[ From the way she's talking, you can pretty much imagine her doing this. ]

He's just as scrumptious as a strawberry cupcake! Underneath his jerky exterior, there's a man with a heart of gold and cinnamon and whatever else you can imagine that's awesome. We hold hands all the time. It's fantabulous. I don't even mind that he's so sweaty.

So why am I telling you all this? Oh, no reason! Just thought I'd bring a little light into your dismal lives. And to prove that not all vampires are heartless maneaters. I'm sure my schnookems will readily agree.

[ Yeah she's semi up to date on current events. Hey, may as well make the most of this arrangement. (Not that she really cares if people view her badly but some days it's good to know that garlic won't be thrown at you.) ]

That's all. You can all continue on with your daily routines now.
scimitar: (çocuksu)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Don' mean it can't happen!
eyeforaneye: (Final fight.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
I do not hide my thoughts or words from anyone.
scimitar: (lolipop)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
That so!

So why's this all so impossible, huh?
eyeforaneye: ({a constant wave of tension})

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
You had to get ready. You did not do it right away; you planned it out.
scimitar: (cezbetmek)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't make it impossible.
eyeforaneye: (Headache.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
You only want me to lose.
scimitar: (pota)

[video] HE'S SLIGHTLY CUTE BEHIND THE MASK, OK

[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, duh! 'S not like I wanted ya to win!
eyeforaneye: (Such banality.)

[video] give him credit; it's more than 'slightly'!

[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
You have not won yet. I will not make things easy for you.
eyeforaneye: ({never say goodbye})

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
You still have not kissed.

She will need to like alcohol...
scimitar: (pic#2374247)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
... Right.

I ain't drinkin' all the time, damn!!
eyeforaneye: (So impressed.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it is just hard for you to find it here, and that is why you don't.
scimitar: (pic#2356428)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yer clearly thinkin' 'a the Europeans, not me!

I should tell ya how I won a battle by not even fightin' it, Austria's forces were all well 'n wasted by the time I got there!
eyeforaneye: ({instead of wondering why})

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
... a battle? [ Color him... mildly interested for once! ]
scimitar: (çocuksu)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the Battle 'a Karánsebes! Ten thousand casualties an' I didn' even have to lift a finger.
eyeforaneye: ({now I find myself in question})

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
... That's actually impressive. I am surprised, with that coming from you. [ Ten thousand? That many? ]
scimitar: (gürültülü)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahahahahaha! Ya should read 'bout the ones where I did.
eyeforaneye: (Flowers.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
You have a record of these?
scimitar: (kılıç)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
'Course. I picked on Europe for centuries!

G'luck findin' a history book here, though.
eyeforaneye: ({never say goodbye})

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
So I just have to believe you, again...
scimitar: (önem)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I can try to do it, if ya want!
eyeforaneye: (Oh huh.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yes, I want that.

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