shadesofred: (The coolest thing to do is join us.)
shadesofred ([personal profile] shadesofred) wrote in [community profile] discedo2012-04-01 03:51 pm

( voice; )

I think this is a long overdue announcement. My girly heart just can't bear this secret anymore! Or something stupid like that. My heart's actually been still for like, a thousand years now, so it's more full of coagulated blood and maggots than secrets. But I guess that's why it can't bear it anymore! It's too frail from all the creepy-crawlies eating it!

[ She is having way too much fun with this. Actually, she usually has fun with elaborate blackmail schemes, but it's been a while since she's had a whole audience to mess with. Marceline gives a dramatic sigh––you know, the kind you'd hear from the ~damsel in distress~ in a particularly old movie. ]

World, get ready for a shocker, because here it comes: I, Marceline the Vampire Queen, am the girlfriend of Sadiq What's-his-Face.

[ From the way she's talking, you can pretty much imagine her doing this. ]

He's just as scrumptious as a strawberry cupcake! Underneath his jerky exterior, there's a man with a heart of gold and cinnamon and whatever else you can imagine that's awesome. We hold hands all the time. It's fantabulous. I don't even mind that he's so sweaty.

So why am I telling you all this? Oh, no reason! Just thought I'd bring a little light into your dismal lives. And to prove that not all vampires are heartless maneaters. I'm sure my schnookems will readily agree.

[ Yeah she's semi up to date on current events. Hey, may as well make the most of this arrangement. (Not that she really cares if people view her badly but some days it's good to know that garlic won't be thrown at you.) ]

That's all. You can all continue on with your daily routines now.
eyeforaneye: (So impressed.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? Are you afraid of something?
scimitar: (idfk)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don' wanna hurt ya permanently or anythin'!
eyeforaneye: (Let's do it.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hn. Do you think you can?

I want that, as a challenge.
scimitar: (pic#2374245)

[video] YOU'RE EMBARRASSING HIM, EVERYONE IS EMBARRASSING

[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[did someone say CHALLENGE??!?!]

...
eyeforaneye: (Heh.)

[video] can. can I put him in my pocket and take him home.

[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well?
eyeforaneye: ({I wanna know the answers})

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. When my chip is gone, I will tell you.

[ He's doing a great job of distracting from that bet. Somehow, making a broadcast about how desirable Turkey is still seems agonizingly humiliating. Imagine that. ]
scimitar: (pota)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Why d'ya need yers out...?
eyeforaneye: ({instead of wondering why})

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, that's... It just seems to perfectly obvious to him that he never thought about how to explain it. ]

... I worked my whole life for something. My own strength. Now it is gone.
scimitar: (düşünceli)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
So, ya have some special powers or somethin'?
eyeforaneye: (Wounds.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
More than a few.

You should not worry about hurting me. If you hold back, I will not enjoy it. [ Turns out he's not just rude. He might be something of a sadist too, on occasion. ]
scimitar: (ayyaş)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya wanna tell me 'bout 'em, or...?
eyeforaneye: ({never say goodbye})

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Should I? You have told me nothing yourself.
scimitar: (pisiiiiiii)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Whaddaya talkin' 'bout?! I've told ya a SHIT TON 'bout myself!
eyeforaneye: (So impressed.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-02 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
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About fighting? No. You told me about food you eat. [ Aphrodisiacs, at that. ]
scimitar: (pic#2543053)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-03 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well, okay... Anythin' specific ya wanna know, then?
eyeforaneye: ({I wanna know the truth})

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-03 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
You want to know what I can do. So tell me what you can do first.

What can you do with the chip out that you cannot do now?
scimitar: (kuvvet)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-03 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm missin' a lotta stuff cuz the chip's made me human, but I guess physically--

Lot more vitality, strength, an' speed?
eyeforaneye: (Blank.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-03 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Occasionally he finds himself pausing to decipher Turkey's accent. Now is one of those times. ]

I see. I am the same. Though in your case it must be more... complicated.
scimitar: (utangaç)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-03 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha, 'kay! So it won't be like fightin' a human at all, then!
eyeforaneye: (Sword.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-03 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
If a "human" to you is us, when we have these chips... No. I will bring you much more. Fire, lightning. [ A pause. ]

I will not use my sword, if you do not have one.
scimitar: (wat)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-03 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Fire 'n lightnin'? Are you fuckin' KIDDIN' me?
eyeforaneye: ({never say goodbye})

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-03 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I am a serious person; I'm not "fucking kidding". [ Turkey, be proud. You just taught him "fucking" in English. ]

Is it a problem?
scimitar: (pic#2338343)

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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-03 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! I ain't gonna fight someone hurlin' fireballs at me 'n wieldin' lightnin'!
eyeforaneye: (Lalala.)

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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2012-04-03 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
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Did you really kill ten thousand men? You are easy to scare.

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