[eleventh fragrance] video/text

[bauhinia]

[ Hello, Discedians. It's been far too long since we had Drawing Adventures with Hong Kong, hasn't it? Since we're overdue for more, here we go. This time, it's a special occasion!

Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.

And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!

What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.

Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.

The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.

No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.

Or ever, really.

There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]

happy birthday. any other requests?

[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]

Comments

[bauhinia]

drawing.

[ And hiding, that too. ]

[hullonurse]

This is highly inappropriate for a public broadcast! And what are you doing drawing her?

[bauhinia]

everyone says that.

i dunno, it seemed like a good choice. you don't like it?

[ He can draw you with Marianne instead, if you want. ]

[hullonurse]

Of course I don't! Destroy it! Now!

[bauhinia]

sorry, i can't delete something that's already been broadcast.

[hullonurse]

Find a way to delete it! And then destroy those pictures too!

... Or give them to me to deal with, I suppose.

/butts in

[unionjackass]

EXCUSE ME! You've no right to those images any more than anyone looking at this broadcast--besides myself of course!

[hullonurse]

What right do you have to them? [Besides... Being in them...] It's inappropriate for a boy his age to have pictures like that, I plan on getting rid of them. [Well, maybe not all of them...] You can hardly complain about that.

[unionjackass]

NO! No, no-- You're--You're not his mum. I'm the one who raised him, it's MY responsibility! Not yours! Mind your own damn business for goodness' sake!

I'm the one in the pictures anyway-- It's my job, and only my business with him-- Kindly stay out of it thanks.

--

And he's old enough to have pictures like that! Good Lord, the boy doesn't have ice water running through his veins!

[hullonurse]

And you've obviously done such a good job of it, haven't you? The Hong Kong I raised would never have been involved in something like this. [The Hong Kong she raised is like twelve at her time point but still.] This is obviously your influence at work. I'd best interfere before it gets any worse, don't you think?

... And he's not even two hundred, in what world is he old enough for this kind of thing?

[bauhinia]

Wow, I'm still here, y'know.

[hullonurse]

Hush, dear, mummy and daddy are talking.

[bauhinia]

[ Fine, he'll just add an England/England masterpiece to his collection. ]

[hullonurse]

BURN THAT DISGRACE NOW!

[bauhinia]

[ Are you kidding? This is the best one. ]

You said 'mummy' and 'daddy' didn't you?

[eastmontecarlo]

You should not discourage his ways of expression. [ Big brother tally hoooo. ]

[unionjackass]

[SCREAMING AGAIN]

[bauhinia]

Y'know everyone can hear that, right?

[unionjackass]

You're not his mum!

[hullonurse]

Well, someone needs to be a good influence on him!

[bauhinia]

[ That is: neither of you.... ]

[unionjackass]

What part of none of your business is so difficult to understand?! You've no right! You're just a--a-- a madwoman with a broom! [GASP ENGLAND. Such language.]

In my world he's grown and obviously mature enough! If a bit infuriatingly rebellious-- But boys will be boys and therefore you've no say in this at all!

[hullonurse]

A broom that I am fully prepared to make use of if necessary, Arthur Kirkland! Don't you dare take that tone with me!

[unionjackass]

I'll use that tone with you if I like, madam! I'm not afraid of cleaning implements.

[hullonurse]

I'd have thought otherwise, what with how filthy your face is. [Oooh, burn.]