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[ Hello, Discedians. It's been far too long since we had Drawing Adventures with Hong Kong, hasn't it? Since we're overdue for more, here we go. This time, it's a special occasion!
Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.
And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!
What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.
Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.
The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.
No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.
Or ever, really.
There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]
happy birthday. any other requests?
[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]
Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.
And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!
What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.
Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.
The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.
No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.
Or ever, really.
There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]
happy birthday. any other requests?
[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
Respect given will earn respect back. [...maybe... maybe he's already feeling a little regret. And maybe that line about respect and the tone he says it in betrays that.]
no subject
no subject
... Stay away from my family.
no subject
You've got no reason for that beyond a personal dislike of me.
1/2
2/2
no subject
But fine, be sure to tell him why I'm apparently no longer permitted to speak with him, brother. [Because they haven't been airing out all this ridiculousness in public anyway.]
private;
private;
private;
private;
private;
private;
private;
[--hangs up.]
Re: private;
[... Well, they both possibly got the worst possible last words in there to end that argument.]
[/hangs up.]