[eleventh fragrance] video/text

[bauhinia]

[ Hello, Discedians. It's been far too long since we had Drawing Adventures with Hong Kong, hasn't it? Since we're overdue for more, here we go. This time, it's a special occasion!

Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.

And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!

What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.

Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.

The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.

No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.

Or ever, really.

There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]

happy birthday. any other requests?

[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]

Comments

[hullonurse]

And you've obviously done such a good job of it, haven't you? The Hong Kong I raised would never have been involved in something like this. [The Hong Kong she raised is like twelve at her time point but still.] This is obviously your influence at work. I'd best interfere before it gets any worse, don't you think?

... And he's not even two hundred, in what world is he old enough for this kind of thing?

[bauhinia]

Wow, I'm still here, y'know.

[hullonurse]

Hush, dear, mummy and daddy are talking.

[bauhinia]

[ Fine, he'll just add an England/England masterpiece to his collection. ]

[hullonurse]

BURN THAT DISGRACE NOW!

[bauhinia]

[ Are you kidding? This is the best one. ]

You said 'mummy' and 'daddy' didn't you?

[hullonurse]

Which makes you drawing it all the more disturbing. Burn that rubbish this instant.

[unionjackass]

Burn. It.

[eastmontecarlo]

You should not discourage his ways of expression. [ Big brother tally hoooo. ]

[unionjackass]

She's-- It's practically incest. I've a right to express my discomfort!

[eastmontecarlo]

If you want to call yourself a parental figure then isn't it right to put that sort of blame on yourself? Not that I mean to be rude, but it would be more constructive to praise his talent.

[unionjackass]

[SCREAMING AGAIN]

[bauhinia]

Y'know everyone can hear that, right?

[unionjackass]

--Good.

[bauhinia]

How does that help?

[unionjackass]

You're not his mum!

[hullonurse]

Well, someone needs to be a good influence on him!

[bauhinia]

[ That is: neither of you.... ]

[unionjackass]

What part of none of your business is so difficult to understand?! You've no right! You're just a--a-- a madwoman with a broom! [GASP ENGLAND. Such language.]

In my world he's grown and obviously mature enough! If a bit infuriatingly rebellious-- But boys will be boys and therefore you've no say in this at all!

[hullonurse]

A broom that I am fully prepared to make use of if necessary, Arthur Kirkland! Don't you dare take that tone with me!

[unionjackass]

I'll use that tone with you if I like, madam! I'm not afraid of cleaning implements.

[hullonurse]

I'd have thought otherwise, what with how filthy your face is. [Oooh, burn.]

[unionjackass]

My face is groomed perfectly well! Far above that rat's nest you call hair. You look positively silly!

[hullonurse]

My hair is styled adorably and well kept! [She should know, France checks regularly] You're the ridiculous looking one!

best brother and sister

[unionjackass]

I'm not the one with rabbit's ears.






[okay so admittedly they're cute for that very reason, shut up.]