[eleventh fragrance] video/text

[bauhinia]

[ Hello, Discedians. It's been far too long since we had Drawing Adventures with Hong Kong, hasn't it? Since we're overdue for more, here we go. This time, it's a special occasion!

Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.

And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!

What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.

Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.

The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.

No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.

Or ever, really.

There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]

happy birthday. any other requests?

[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]

Comments

[hullonurse]

I'd have thought otherwise, what with how filthy your face is. [Oooh, burn.]

[unionjackass]

My face is groomed perfectly well! Far above that rat's nest you call hair. You look positively silly!

[hullonurse]

My hair is styled adorably and well kept! [She should know, France checks regularly] You're the ridiculous looking one!

best brother and sister

[unionjackass]

I'm not the one with rabbit's ears.






[okay so admittedly they're cute for that very reason, shut up.]

how can he deny their connection now

[hullonurse]

I'd rather have rabbit's ears than caterpillars.





[There's nothing really to add to that there is nothing cute about England's eyebrows.]

THERE'S NOTHING TO DENY

[unionjackass]

They're distinguished and perfect for a handsome. English. Gentleman. [ha. hahaha. hahahaha. hah.]

[hullonurse]

I wouldn't know, I've never seen one with them.

[unionjackass]

Then you've never seen one at all. [oh snap.] Before now, that is.

[hullonurse]

... Are you implying that handsome, English gentlemen are so rare that I would have never even seen one? [Wow, rude, England, just go ahead and insult their people??? She should hit you.]

[unionjackass]

[Wow since when did-- Oh wait she's from... earlier... She still has pride left to be wounded.

Oh well.]

I'm implying you don't know a good looking man when you see one.

[hullonurse]

[Just barely yeah]

I know enough to know when I don't see one.

[unionjackass]

Unlikely if you can't appreciate my looks.

[hullonurse]

[Just giggles a little at that.]

[unionjackass]

O-oi! You shouldn't be laughing! That's so rude. [ 8| ... .////. ]

[muttering something about girls.]

[hullonurse]

Oh, I am sorry, dear, I assumed you were telling a joke.

[She grew up alongside Marianne, dude, don't push her into bitchiness. You will unleash a monster.]

[unionjackass]

The only joke here is you thinking you're ladylike.

[hullonurse]

You'd think a proper, English gentleman would recognise a real lady when he saw one, wouldn't you? Shame we don't have one near by.

[unionjackass]

A proper lady wouldn't swing a broom and screech like a banshee.

[pointed. look.]

[hullonurse]

A proper lady deals out appropriate punishments when necessary.

And I don't screech.

[unionjackass]

Don't remember Victoria swinging a broom. She'd be positively aghast.

[hullonurse]

She always approved of me just fine. As did Bess and all the others. [Gets along well with her Queens, more often than not.]

[unionjackass]

[Hey hey, so did he. Except he wasn't fond of Victoria, nor was he of Thatcher, but the latter is a nightmare on which he'll stay silent... for now.]

Turkey was more comforting when I first arrived--! Turkey!

[ok now it's serious.]

[hullonurse]

[ Fuck it, it's on. ]

And France was more a gentleman to me when I was last here.

[unionjackass]

[and now comes England's tsundere instant reaction he will most likely regret later, but that--that--]

He was probably just looking for a shag!

[hullonurse]

He was not!

[A similar immediate reaction that she'll probably regret too. Because part of her thinks Arthur is likely right about that but...

Well, if she wasn't angry before she is now.]