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hong kong 「香港」 ([personal profile] bauhinia) wrote in [community profile] discedo2012-05-08 03:06 pm

[eleventh fragrance] video/text

[ Hello, Discedians. It's been far too long since we had Drawing Adventures with Hong Kong, hasn't it? Since we're overdue for more, here we go. This time, it's a special occasion!

Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.

And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!

What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.

Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.

The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.

No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.

Or ever, really.

There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]


happy birthday. any other requests?

[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-11 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey hey, so did he. Except he wasn't fond of Victoria, nor was he of Thatcher, but the latter is a nightmare on which he'll stay silent... for now.]

Turkey was more comforting when I first arrived--! Turkey!

[ok now it's serious.]
hullonurse: (They made you a moron)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-05-11 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fuck it, it's on. ]

And France was more a gentleman to me when I was last here.
unionjackass: (ℵ lay your arms around me)

[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-11 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[and now comes England's tsundere instant reaction he will most likely regret later, but that--that--]

He was probably just looking for a shag!
hullonurse: (Fuck off!)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-05-11 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He was not!

[A similar immediate reaction that she'll probably regret too. Because part of her thinks Arthur is likely right about that but...

Well, if she wasn't angry before she is now.]
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-11 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
HAH! Least I've been honest with you! [Mostly. In an angry light.]
hullonurse: (Grrrrr damnit.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-05-11 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
He was perfectly kind and polite [and... handsy, but nostalgia tinted glasses and all that] and set a standard that, quite frankly, not many other men from your world have been able to meet! [ ie. you]
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-11 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
... [He puts a hand over his mouth to stifle amused laughter.] Oh dear--You've fallen hard.
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-11 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
If those are your standards then there's no possible way you could be my sister. Any sister of mine would know better!
hullonurse: (She ain't no human being)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-05-11 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blushing and glaring.] I never claimed to be your sister, idiot. If my standards are too low, it's because of the terrible company I've been reduced to as of late.
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-11 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[HMPH]

It starts early.

[That really says everything he means to say.]
hullonurse: (Fly to the moon and back.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-05-11 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing you'd know about, I'm sure.
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-11 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
--What's that?!
hullonurse: (Proper English tea.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-05-11 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Do bugger off, dear, I'm quite exhausted by your nonsense.
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-11 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, a lady would never say that. She'd ask nicely to be left alone and by all means I would gladly respect her request because she'd be acting as a proper, mature adult.

Respect given will earn respect back. [...maybe... maybe he's already feeling a little regret. And maybe that line about respect and the tone he says it in betrays that.]
hullonurse: (It's all about magic.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-05-11 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Do something worth respecting and maybe you'll earn it from me. In the mean time, try to take your own advice, would you?
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-12 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[--he--he--you know what--]

... Stay away from my family.
hullonurse: (Special relationship.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-05-12 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[... But her's isn't here.]

You've got no reason for that beyond a personal dislike of me.
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-12 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's reason enough.
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
America's already got a bloody chainsaw for a hand--It's high time I stepped in and fixed things properly!
hullonurse: (Soon enough you'll hear the black top)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-05-12 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure he'll appreciate that.

But fine, be sure to tell him why I'm apparently no longer permitted to speak with him, brother. [Because they haven't been airing out all this ridiculousness in public anyway.]
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-12 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be quite happy to do so! [speaking of, he filters this.] The boy's been hurt enough.
hullonurse: (Don't you read?)

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[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-05-12 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
How fabulously perceptive of you, dear.
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-12 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
See? You don't even give a damn! You let it happen I'll bet!
hullonurse: (I am a pirate not a princess!)

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[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-05-12 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
It was already done by the time I got back, you twit, you think I'd allow something like that under my watch? He hasn't even told me what happened! I'm the one who's been cleaning up after him and trying to take care of the idiot!
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[personal profile] unionjackass 2012-05-12 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm the one in his apartment looking after him now, so run along then. Be an angry busybody elsewhere!

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