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discedo2012-04-16 08:46 pm
magicalcupboard) wrote in discedo2012-04-16 08:46 pm
01 - Video: OPERATION: poke it with a stick
[What is this? The communicator turns on to
a stick. A long, twisty, gloriously brown thing that is repeatedly poking its screen.
Holding the stick is a kid wearing shorts and long socks and a beige polo shit but that's not at all important. It's a kid, and he thinks he's getting closer to triggering an unexploded bomb every time he pokes the strange device. He looks far too bored to be doing what he thinks he's doing.]
Boring, stupid thing. Germans can't even make proper bombs, the pigs.
[Poke poke poke
Alright, he's getting bored and he's dropping the stick
and he's bending over to pick up some rocks. Can you guess what they're for?]
a stick. A long, twisty, gloriously brown thing that is repeatedly poking its screen.
Holding the stick is a kid wearing shorts and long socks and a beige polo shit but that's not at all important. It's a kid, and he thinks he's getting closer to triggering an unexploded bomb every time he pokes the strange device. He looks far too bored to be doing what he thinks he's doing.]
Boring, stupid thing. Germans can't even make proper bombs, the pigs.
[Poke poke poke
Alright, he's getting bored and he's dropping the stick
and he's bending over to pick up some rocks. Can you guess what they're for?]
( video )
[That's not... good news. His eyes are watering, America. See what you do?] Well why haven't you gotten home all by yourself, then, instead of just waiting around here?
( video )
[ NO SHIT WHY DOES HE MAKE KIDS CRY THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WANTS w;A;w his tone softens, trying to be reassuring. He's not. ]
It ain't that simple. As far as I've seen, the only way back home is if you're sent back.