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[eyeforaneye]

[ There is nothing even remotely cheerful in Sasuke's expression as the video clicks on. Far from it. Please, stop watching while you can. ]

I think Sadiq Adnan is attractive. As a male, he is adequate.

That's all.

[ And it clicks off. Helpful hint? A bet has gone awry. ]

Comments

i love him

[eyeforaneye]

There is nothing "under" anything. The way I act around you fits how I feel about you.

he's undeserving too

[scimitar]

Whaaaaaat? So ya feel cold an' bor-- lifeless 'bout me!!

Who the hell don'cha, eh?

nonsense!

[eyeforaneye]

I do not get excited about most things. [ Noooo kidding. ]

People that I hate.

[scimitar]

... What 'bout people that ya like?

[eyeforaneye]

There are some people I don't dislike much, but it's not especially important.

[scimitar]

[oh my god and people say he has problems. brb not having a clue as to what to say to that]

... I see!

[eyeforaneye]

[ WHOOPS. ]

Regardless, I don't hate you, so you don't have to feel worried.

[scimitar]

Yeah, cuz y'know, I was totally pissin' my pants there!

I ain't worried 'bout anythin' like that, so don' worry 'bout feelin' the need to reassure me.

[eyeforaneye]

It is not reassurance.

But you should not underestimate me after only one fight.

[scimitar]

Why should I! I'm not plannin' on fightin' ya again.

[eyeforaneye]

No, you seem a little too lazy for that.

[scimitar]

Jus' cuz I don' wanna fight ya again doesn't mean that! It means I've MY OWN standards!

[look i've been forced to use capitals to express his turkish RAAAAAAAGGEEE!!!]

[eyeforaneye]

[ Careful, Turkey, don't strain yourself in your old age! ]

"Standards"? You mean pride, or something like that?

1/2

[scimitar]

[SASUKE IS STROKE WORTHY TBH]

Somethin' like that! An' I don' see what I've to gain from it, either!

[scimitar]

... Unless part 'a yer facade is hidin' yer nationhood. That would be awesome.

1/2!

[eyeforaneye]

[ So. Much. Staring. ]



You think that I'm a country? What would be "awesome" about something like that?

[eyeforaneye]

Whether I am or not...

[scimitar]

Cuz it means I could fight ya an' it'd be great! I don' get why yer so intent on fightin' me all fuckin' the time anyway.

But yer too strong to be a micronation!

[eyeforaneye]

Fighting is something that I like. I need to get stronger and it's something I'm used to. [ Aka, Turkey beat him. So he won't stop until he gets him back. ]

I suppose I should take that as a compliment.

[scimitar]

Yer welcome! [he knows those feels, bro. not that he'll be empathizing anytime soon]

But it's cool, if tryin' to stab someone is jus' yer way 'a sayin' ya like 'em.

[eyeforaneye]

[ It's really admirable how you keep pushing this pseudo-friend thing, Turkey, but do know that he stuck his arm through his last friend's chest. So he's working on his social skills still! But at least he's never attacked a bunch of drunks... ]

You have a lot of strange ideas. Your country, or home, or whatever it is must be unusual.

[scimitar]

Yeah, my home's the greatest! Ya ever stop by, maybe I'll show ya 'round a bit!

[eyeforaneye]

I don't think that's possible. People are not sent home to others' worlds, are they?

[scimitar]

Well, okay, but if ya ever are. Who the hell knows, it could happen.♪

[eyeforaneye]

Very well. Then I'll hold you to that.