[video]

[eyeforaneye]

[ There is nothing even remotely cheerful in Sasuke's expression as the video clicks on. Far from it. Please, stop watching while you can. ]

I think Sadiq Adnan is attractive. As a male, he is adequate.

That's all.

[ And it clicks off. Helpful hint? A bet has gone awry. ]

Comments

[eyeforaneye]

[ It's really admirable how you keep pushing this pseudo-friend thing, Turkey, but do know that he stuck his arm through his last friend's chest. So he's working on his social skills still! But at least he's never attacked a bunch of drunks... ]

You have a lot of strange ideas. Your country, or home, or whatever it is must be unusual.

[scimitar]

Yeah, my home's the greatest! Ya ever stop by, maybe I'll show ya 'round a bit!

[eyeforaneye]

I don't think that's possible. People are not sent home to others' worlds, are they?

[scimitar]

Well, okay, but if ya ever are. Who the hell knows, it could happen.♪

[eyeforaneye]

Very well. Then I'll hold you to that.

[scimitar]

Great.

[eyeforaneye]

As long as none of your strange food is involved.

[scimitar]

The hell's wrong with my food!

[eyeforaneye]

You have only talked about one dish with me, and I will not eat that.

[scimitar]

Oh. Which one was that?

[eyeforaneye]

It began with "cez". Beyond that, I don't know. The language is strange.

[scimitar]

By which ya mean excellent.

S'okay, there's a buncha other food, not jus' ones that start with 'cez'! Did'ja tell me what kind ya like?

[eyeforaneye]

[ oh boy here we go ]

You mean food?




Tomatoes are alright.

[scimitar]

Tomato dishes I can do!

[eyeforaneye]

Really? [ hmmmm. ]

... Rice is also alright. And fish.

[scimitar]

Those I can definitely do too, yeah!

Pretty damn easily, actually, if ya ask me.

[eyeforaneye]

At home is different... You have what you need here, too?

[scimitar]

No? 'Less there's some garden or abandoned produce store I dunno 'bout.

[eyeforaneye]

I have not been to all of the cities. I wouldn't know, myself.

[scimitar]

We'll see then, eh?

[eyeforaneye]

...

What? I am not asking you to cook for me. [ No, that would be. just. you know. ]

[scimitar]

Too late~!♪♫♪♫♫♪

[eyeforaneye]

[ With those trills, you are putting Snow White to shame. ]

... You are a mad person. I will not eat it if I do not see it prepared.

[scimitar]

I don' have aphrodisiac ingredients here.

[Fact.]

1/2!

[eyeforaneye]

[ . . .

That word. That word is familiar. ]