[video]

[eyeforaneye]

[ There is nothing even remotely cheerful in Sasuke's expression as the video clicks on. Far from it. Please, stop watching while you can. ]

I think Sadiq Adnan is attractive. As a male, he is adequate.

That's all.

[ And it clicks off. Helpful hint? A bet has gone awry. ]

Comments

[scimitar]

Those I can definitely do too, yeah!

Pretty damn easily, actually, if ya ask me.

[eyeforaneye]

At home is different... You have what you need here, too?

[scimitar]

No? 'Less there's some garden or abandoned produce store I dunno 'bout.

[eyeforaneye]

I have not been to all of the cities. I wouldn't know, myself.

[scimitar]

We'll see then, eh?

[eyeforaneye]

...

What? I am not asking you to cook for me. [ No, that would be. just. you know. ]

[scimitar]

Too late~!♪♫♪♫♫♪

[eyeforaneye]

[ With those trills, you are putting Snow White to shame. ]

... You are a mad person. I will not eat it if I do not see it prepared.

[scimitar]

I don' have aphrodisiac ingredients here.

[Fact.]

1/2!

[eyeforaneye]

[ . . .

That word. That word is familiar. ]

2/2!

[eyeforaneye]

That's not what I meant!

[ Dammit, Turkey! ]

[scimitar]

Then I'm not seein' the problem here!

[eyeforaneye]

You could put anything in it, not just... that. Poison, for example.

[scimitar]

Wow, what a boring way to kill someone! I'm not plannin' on it, but if ya really wanna watch, then be my guest.

[eyeforaneye]

Poison bores you? [ His ninja brain can't even. ]

And I will. You should not be so quick to let down your guard in life either.

[scimitar]

'Kay... Thanks for the advice, I guess.

[eyeforaneye]

Loud people usually make a lot of enemies. But you're used to fighting, right?

[scimitar]

Haha, you've no idea~

i apologize in advance for making you research this

[eyeforaneye]

How long have you been fighting?

[scimitar]

Ever since I can remember. Few thousand years, give or take!

[which you'd think would be a sad thing, but he doesn't sound too put-off about it.]

[eyeforaneye]

...

A few... thousand years? [ Yes, he knows Turkey is a country, but still. ]

[scimitar]

Uh huh! I'm prolly one 'a the older ones you'll have the pleasure 'a meetin' here!

[eyeforaneye]

[ If he were one to cut himself slack then he'd feel a little better about losing, now. ]

And yet you act like such a child...

[scimitar]

HEY! Don' be rude to yer elders!

It's better than being more borin' than dirt!!

[eyeforaneye]

Age isn't important, at all. I'll act however I want.

And you're wrong, as usual.