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[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

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I know.

His, it's not like he can leave his people forever. Though I'd really love him to at least be able to come see mine and my brothers. He'd take a picture of everything.

[ A gentle laugh. ]

That's true, he does tend to do that, doesn't he? [ As if he's not guilty of it too... ] What if you could bring your family members with you? Even with how many there are.

It's cute.

Eh? That's... They're not... Time means as much to them as to your citizens, individually. And I'm not sure your world could handle a sudden influx of 1600 freaks including a fishman, a man who turns into diamond, and with all of them being quite a bit taller than me. Most of your brothers find my height a lot, your world would never be okay with a bunch of people like Joz and Atomos over twenty feet tall suddenly showing up.

Oh! Over twenty feet? My, that is very impressive... You're right, that would alarm many people. But they sound fascinating; I'd love to see them for myself.

What is this about a fishman, hm?

Then I'll have to hope they all come here, eh?

Namur, he's a shark fishman. Hang on I drew him awhile back. [He shows off this before remembering he has a picture album from home with the wanted posts. So then shows this] He's my little brother.

[ Macau doesn't care to be too negative and thus manages to restrain himself to showing only surprise at that first picture, much more understanding after the second. ]

Namur? What a pleasing blue. He must get to make some interesting fashion choices, being that color.

[Laughs.] Actually yeah, he's a huge fan of the Criminal clothing brand line. They're really famous in Fishman Island, run by a talking starfish named Pappug as I understand it.

Criminal? That's quite a provocative title. I would love to try my hand at designing some clothes for him one day as well. It would be quite a challenge.

Yeah? He might be interested in that. He's really loyal to that brand though so you'd have to really be outstanding, eh.

I don't particularly like to brag but I'm sure that I could come up with something satisfactory, given the time and opportunity, sir.

If he ever comes here I'll be sure to send him your way then.

Marvelous.

I'm willing to extend the same offer to you, if you ever want something a little new.

[SIIIIIDE GLANCE.]

What do you know of Japan's taste in such things?

Of Japan's taste in clothing?

... It's varied greatly over the years.

Ah... not on himself. On someone else. For 2011. If you know. [Yup. Blushing now.]

... Ahahah, this sounds diabolical somehow. Has he been doing scandalous things again?

Yeah right, I wish.

[ :| ]

He hasn't? That's strange. I would think surely with a model like you he'd be putting you in all sorts of outfits...

Eh???

[Oh god... so much blushing.]

Well he did say something about a maid uniform, but I think he got distracted with other things and I'm not sure if it was the cat ears anyway and Soraoto put me in a bunch of things so...

[ Cute... ]

Oh yes, that does sound very much like him. He has a real talent for taking Western designs and mixing them with his own flavor.

Are you disappointed? I can remind him of the project, if you'd like.

No, I was hoping to surprise him instead.

Oh! I see.

You want me to make you a maid outfit? With or without the ears?

Eh... I was thinking something even more of a surprise. If you have any thoughts.

Pardon me for misunderstanding. We'll have to start right away if we want to get a good head-start on finding all of the right materials...

Do you prefer a long or a short hem, for your legs?

Short. Not that it has to be a dress.

Unless it does... in which case, still short.

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