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[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

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Ah... not on himself. On someone else. For 2011. If you know. [Yup. Blushing now.]

... Ahahah, this sounds diabolical somehow. Has he been doing scandalous things again?

Yeah right, I wish.

[ :| ]

He hasn't? That's strange. I would think surely with a model like you he'd be putting you in all sorts of outfits...

Eh???

[Oh god... so much blushing.]

Well he did say something about a maid uniform, but I think he got distracted with other things and I'm not sure if it was the cat ears anyway and Soraoto put me in a bunch of things so...

[ Cute... ]

Oh yes, that does sound very much like him. He has a real talent for taking Western designs and mixing them with his own flavor.

Are you disappointed? I can remind him of the project, if you'd like.

No, I was hoping to surprise him instead.

Oh! I see.

You want me to make you a maid outfit? With or without the ears?

Eh... I was thinking something even more of a surprise. If you have any thoughts.

Pardon me for misunderstanding. We'll have to start right away if we want to get a good head-start on finding all of the right materials...

Do you prefer a long or a short hem, for your legs?

Short. Not that it has to be a dress.

Unless it does... in which case, still short.

Excellent. Please don't think that I was questioning the quality of your legs; I'm sure they're exemplary.

Perhaps shorts with a ruffled skirt over them... Hmm... Do you have any particular ideas?

What? No, that wasn't what I was thinking. I just prefer short because everything from the knees down turns into talons. [Doesn't that clarify everything?]

Uh... no... nothing comes to mind.

Into talons, you say?

You must learn to be more creative. How am I to create art without a helpful muse?

Right. [Holds up a sandaled foot, and then bam. One moment regular human foot, and the next... decidedly phoenix, scaly, and talons. Almost like a tengu, but no long nose, and only the one foot changed.]

Ahhh... maybe a kimono or something like that? Or is that a cliche for him? [Rubs his face. He's not the fashion designer, Izou's the one with an eye for it.] Otherwise I prefer shorts, but I'll really wear anything.

[ Oh my! ]

A kimono? But now I feel I must incorporate feathers somehow. That's so grand. [ Feathers. Kimono. Feathers. Kimono. Feathery kimono? Hmmmm. ]

Eh? Is that a little too showy for Japan?

Maybe for him. But not for his secret desires, for the man inside of Japan.

Every man has another side.

Oh! [Grins.] All right. I'll trust you for it then, eh?

Now it's just a matter of gathering the materials and getting your measurements.

Do you have a preference when it comes to colors?

Blue. But I like purple and other things as well. Not orange.

No orange? But it would complement the purple quite well.

Only in small doses. I'm a blue phoenix, not red, eh. No sense trying to be something I'm not.

How sensible... I like that. I'll avoid orange, in that case.

Much appreciated.

I feel like I should be paying for all this somehow. Any type of food you could use help catching?