[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

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[fierybluebird]

Right. [Holds up a sandaled foot, and then bam. One moment regular human foot, and the next... decidedly phoenix, scaly, and talons. Almost like a tengu, but no long nose, and only the one foot changed.]

Ahhh... maybe a kimono or something like that? Or is that a cliche for him? [Rubs his face. He's not the fashion designer, Izou's the one with an eye for it.] Otherwise I prefer shorts, but I'll really wear anything.

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[eastmontecarlo]

[ Oh my! ]

A kimono? But now I feel I must incorporate feathers somehow. That's so grand. [ Feathers. Kimono. Feathers. Kimono. Feathery kimono? Hmmmm. ]

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[fierybluebird]

Eh? Is that a little too showy for Japan?

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[eastmontecarlo]

Maybe for him. But not for his secret desires, for the man inside of Japan.

Every man has another side.

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[fierybluebird]

Oh! [Grins.] All right. I'll trust you for it then, eh?

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[eastmontecarlo]

Now it's just a matter of gathering the materials and getting your measurements.

Do you have a preference when it comes to colors?

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[fierybluebird]

Blue. But I like purple and other things as well. Not orange.

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[eastmontecarlo]

No orange? But it would complement the purple quite well.

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[fierybluebird]

Only in small doses. I'm a blue phoenix, not red, eh. No sense trying to be something I'm not.

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[eastmontecarlo]

How sensible... I like that. I'll avoid orange, in that case.

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[fierybluebird]

Much appreciated.

I feel like I should be paying for all this somehow. Any type of food you could use help catching?

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[eastmontecarlo]

[ A good-natured laugh. ]

That would be lovely, but you shouldn't go out of your way. Anything you can catch, I can find a way to cook.

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[fierybluebird]

Can do Macau!

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[eastmontecarlo]

Your positivity is very heartening.

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[fierybluebird]

I live to serve. [Deadpan but he sticks his tongue out.]

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[eastmontecarlo]

... I'm glad that Japan has someone like you while he's here. I imagine that you two suit each other well.

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[fierybluebird]

You think so?

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[eastmontecarlo]

Surely you don't disagree.

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[fierybluebird]

Just hoping that's the case. It's nice to hear it from his family though.

[video] those icons are eerily similar

[eastmontecarlo]

I can't promise that that will be the case when it comes to everyone close to him, but to me you seem like a respectable and reasonable man.

[video] LOL aren't they?

[fierybluebird]

So far I haven't met any of them I don't get along with, but thank you, eh? [Bows.] That means a lot.

[video] they're beautiful!

[eastmontecarlo]

[ He returns that bow, politely. ]

It's good that you haven't had any issues with it yet, then. I at least knew Hong Kong would have an open mind.

[video] so much XD

[fierybluebird]

Hong Kong's my best supporter, but even China seems to approve a little, eh?

[video] <3

[eastmontecarlo]

Is that so? I can't always gauge what his course of action will be. We haven't been back together for too long as it is.

[video] <333

[fierybluebird]

Eh, really?

Ah, not that he's not unpredictable...