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[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

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I never did get what was the deal with bread or whatever.

Bread's awesome. What's not to love? I would love bread, but alas I have Japan.

I'm more of a rice or noodles kinda guy. England never did get me to convert.

I like rice too, but there's just something about bread...

I guess I have a thing for baked goods in general.

Yeah, no wonder you're with Japan. You're like, two food lovers in love.

He does have some pretty strong feelings about food, eh.

And for you. So that's a match, yeah?

[Small blush and nods.]

I should hope so.

Oh, it's definitely true. [ He knows Things. ]

How are you so sure?

Because even Japan won't really deny it.

[Pauses. He was always so busy trying to get Japan to believe in him, he forgot that in Japan's case the absence of denial was an even bigger sign.]

Hey yeah! That's right, isn't it?

[ It's an interesting epiphany, isn't it?~ ]

See? It's true.

[It is. It's something Marco knew, but it wasn't at the forefront of his mind.]

Okay okay I'll believe you.

He didn't get the joke though. [About bread and butter. :| Only Luffy did :| :| :|]

[ Everything can't be there at once, Marco! ]

Yeah? [ Cocking his head to one side. ] What, does he have something else on his mind?

[ And... since everyone else is doing it, Marco might notice some smoke emanating from Hong Kong's nostrils here in a second. ]

Yes...

Do you have your chip in still? Wait I already know this. [Sighs.]

Yeah, Japan and China and Sora are all... affected by something.

[ He opens his mouth to speak, and when he does, there's even more smoke. Which he can't help but notice, his eyes following it as it trails upward. ]

Whoa. That is weird. [ And he's about to answer Marco's question, when he coughs? Or hiccups or something, anyway, a spurt of flame rushes out of his mouth.

And... he clamps his hand over it in response to that, looking very, very slightly wide-eyed. ]

So you breathe fire now.

[Kind of pouting. He wants a cool superpower too ;;]

[ Holding up one hand and beating on his chest with the other now. He seems to vomit up a little more fire, then he coughs out a few puffs of smoke. ]

Well, that's officially the freakiest thing that's happened to me since I got here. [ He looks back to Marco. ] Uh, sorry. I was- [ There go the flames again. He shakes his head, then hurriedly switches to text and then back again. ]

this is super inconvenient

I guess so. I think it might be something to do with people's chips. Since I don't seem too affected.

[Yet >:)]

when did this start?

i totally didn't notice anything until just now

and i'm pretty sure i would've

breathing fire and all

This morning I guess.

this kinda thing usually lasts a few days yeah?

how do i eat like this?

Try coal!

[So helpful.]

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