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[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

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Try coal!

[So helpful.]

haha very funny

unless you're serious

in which case i feel like that's gonna make it worse

I guess you could lean to appreciate burnt foods. Or soup.

man this is awful

can i turn into a phoenix again

because that was cool

Sorry, I don't have any control over it or I would trade you. It'd be cool to have my flames actually burn shit.

i'm sorry too

don't mean to get all freaked out

not that i'm freaked out or anything

also i don't think i can burn stuff

i just puked fire all over my bed and nothing happened

The fire doesn't do anything?

it looks cool i guess

so what's up with everyone else again?

Japan keeps turning invisible. China I guess is spouting water everywhere. Looks like something's going around.

[ He turns the video on again. ] I think it stopped for now.

...

Yeah, it stopped. Anyway, that makes it sound like a virus or something.

You think so?? Maybe that's why I didn't get affected. I almost never get sick.

Eh.... that's still no fun. [Sulk.]

I only get sick when my economy's doing badly.

Which is next to never?

Used to be a lot more than it is now. [ He cocks his head to one side. ] I haven't gotten sick since I got here. Maybe I can catch a cold like a normal person now.

So maybe this is a virus, eh.

So how d'you cure something like this? [ He says this just as another spurt of flame appears. ]

Uwah... cool! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CURE IT?!

Keep it forever!

[Um. Don't mind him. He's just gonna sparkle eyes over the fire now =\]

Seriously?

[ He pauses, seemingly thinking about it. ]

Well, as long as I don't set my food on fire or something, I guess it's not too bad. [ He's smoking again now. ]

It's definitely cool. Maybe you're a smoke dragon.

A smoke dragon. [ He sizes that up. ] Yeah, that does sound kinda cool.

See? It's almost as good as being a phoenix, eh? Enjoy it while it lasts.

It's still not as cool, but I'll do my best. [ He smiles a liiiittle tiny bit. ]

[Grins.] Well, nothing is, but I'm sure you'll find a way to make it entertaining.

Yeah, and to think, you have all those cool powers all the time. [ Is this his way of cheering Marco up?

Maaaybe. ]

[Oh god cute.]

I guess I kind of take it for granted. [That and he's in moulting season early (he thinks) so being a phoenix isn't super glamorous right now.]

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