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[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

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I dunno, that sounds reasonable to me.

Yeah? Why's that?

Well, why not, right?

Hah. All right, fair enough, eh?

I dunno, if I had the choice, I might be a phoenix more than a person. I could still do a pretty good job of being Hong Kong if I were a bird.

Same. Though gripping pens with fingers should never be underestimated.

Besides, my nakama tried to teach me the good parts of being human, so I usually try to be at least a little, out of respect for them, eh?

You've gotta point there.

Just because you know what's good about being human doesn't mean you don't know what's good about everything else, yeah?

Aye, but sometimes being a phoenix cuts me off from them, and that wasn't my goal.

[ He pauses, as if to think about that for a bit. ]

Yeah, I see what you mean. But you have to go your own way sometimes still, right?

Sometimes, but I still want my brothers to be able to talk to me.

And I don't want to slip into old habits too much.

That's fair. Sorry, I wasn't trying to be pushy or anything.

You weren't. It's just tempting... and that's how I can wind up nearly losing a month without talking to a lot of people.

Well, if you have a lot on your mind. [ He sort of shrugs, but it's more confused than anything. ]

Always.

Doesn't mean it's a good excuse.

Pretty much any excuse can be a bad one, yeah?

Aye. True enough.

Is that better or worse than because I'm prettier as a phoenix? [When in doubt, he makes deadpan jokes.]

Not too sure. You are kinda pretty. [ Ditto. ]

The prettiest. [Switches to phoenix and struts about.]

Yeah, definitely. [ He gives his two thumbs up. ] Very nice.

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