[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[playwitchu]

... Think that could be the same with Luffy? Which also means that he doesn't use it at all.

Well yeah. [Dangit, she was hoping to get another blush out of him.] If he ever looks at another one I will be sure to punch him for you.

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[fierybluebird]

If I can convince him it even can be done.

[This time it's Marco's turn to blush some.] Hah... it's nothing... besides I've dealt with a lot of rough lost boys, eh? Kids like Ace or Eridan are a lot harder I think. It'd be nice to try my hand with a girl for a change.

And Flandre just makes me want to find a way to make her a bunch of tea parties.

[fierybluebird]

It's weird with Luffy. He's not... smart but he's not an idiot. He's very very good at what he does, he's insightful, but you are right, he doesn't care about applying any amount of intellect to a lot of things.

[Laughs.] Good thing that will never be a worry, eh?

[playwitchu]

I need to fix that about him... [She honestly thought that he was smart and it broke her vision of him when she found out that he wasn't.]

Yes, it is a good thing. Plus with you he will never have to worry about being cold.

[fierybluebird]

Luffy doesn't need fixing.

Aye, that's my plan with Japan. Though he still loves his kotatsu table anyway.

[playwitchu]

At least fix his disappearing habits.

Then you just have an extra challenge!

(And yes this next bit is out of the blue.)

Can I see you as a phoenix again? (Cause fire birds are cool.)

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[entreats]

[ She's close to shivering because if there's something Ange does not deal with very well it's the topic of romance.. (She practically said killing the people who caused the fake love letters was okay in another thread, yup.) ]

Thankfully I've been able to stay away from those for the past two times, but if I ever get caught up by that lame joke I'm going to punch the scientists personally no matter what.

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[bauhinia]

It's still not as cool, but I'll do my best. [ He smiles a liiiittle tiny bit. ]

video / Japanese

[sundancer]

Yes, twice I fought him, both ending in his death. [And her own the first time.]

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[dreamsonwings]

[She can't understand bird language but she knows he's happy.]

[fierybluebird]

All right, that I can agree with.

No worries, Japan is plenty entertaining in the challenges department.

Oh... Ah... I suppose... why? [Not that he is immediately switching over though, since moulting, everywhere.]

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[eastmontecarlo]

And you're related to such an amazing person? You must be very proud.

[playwitchu]

We should him a bell to wear.

I am glad that you won't be bored then.

Because....... It looks pretty?

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[fierybluebird]

[Glances at the wings. Flops about. Tries to change back and fails. Just rolls around as a phoenix for a bit. And sheds a few feathers and sparkles.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Grins.] Well, nothing is, but I'm sure you'll find a way to make it entertaining.

[fierybluebird]

[Laughs.] Yeah maybe.

Around Japan? Impossible.

I'm probably not so pretty right now.

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[fierybluebird]

[Marco is completely okay with killing the fake letters originators.]

Lucky. I'm used to avoiding them from the Moby Dick, even if the effects are far different there.

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[fierybluebird]

He died twice?

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[fierybluebird]

[A shrug.] I'm proud of him for different reasons to be honest.

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[entreats]

[ This is why you're a-okay, Marco. ]

Oh? What kind of effects did they have there?

[dewebbed]

You think so? I guess everybody has a different opinion on it. I bet there's somebody who just thinks bread should get toasted. Haha!

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[fierybluebird]

Drive by kisses or tackles from brothers.

That might not sound so bad, but most of my brothers are anywhere between ten and twenty-five feet tall and they're all pirates.

[fierybluebird]

Probably, but even then, butter goes great on toast.

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[entreats]

Poor you. Living with a family of tackling giants, the holiday season must have been murder.

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[bauhinia]

Yeah, and to think, you have all those cool powers all the time. [ Is this his way of cheering Marco up?

Maaaybe. ]