[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

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[entreats]

[ This is why you're a-okay, Marco. ]

Oh? What kind of effects did they have there?

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[fierybluebird]

Drive by kisses or tackles from brothers.

That might not sound so bad, but most of my brothers are anywhere between ten and twenty-five feet tall and they're all pirates.

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[entreats]

Poor you. Living with a family of tackling giants, the holiday season must have been murder.

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[fierybluebird]

Aye, it's terrible. Though it was probably my own fault for putting up the mistletoe in the first place. [Marco is terrible.]

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[entreats]

[ the most terrible. ]

... You're saying you could have avoided the problems to start with, yet willingly started them yourself like that?

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[fierybluebird]

It's festive! And that way everyone can try to get some romance.

Besides I'm better at dodging than them.

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[entreats]

There's no need to force romance on people like that.. [ grumble grumble tsun tsun!! ] There's some people who just don't care about that stuff.

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[fierybluebird]

When they genuinely don't care, like Luffy, they're exempt. It's the ones like Japan who secretly want it, but think they don't deserve it or can't have it that concern me.

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[entreats]

How do you know then who is which type? If you mistake one for the other you might end up annoying people, right?

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[fierybluebird]

In Japan's case I just did the impossible and make him get direct about it. [More or less. He just kept narrowing him down on it.] Some of my brothers I leave alone that way, the rest I tease mercilessly. It takes getting to the know the person individually to know the difference.

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[entreats]

Teasing mercilessly.. [ somehow she feels glad she's not one of these targets, to be honest. :| ] I'm starting to feel a little sorry for them already. I bet you're merciless with that kind of stuff.

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[fierybluebird]

Absolutely.

[Marco is a terrifying force to be reckoned with.]