[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[dewebbed]

You think so? I guess everybody has a different opinion on it. I bet there's somebody who just thinks bread should get toasted. Haha!

[fierybluebird]

Probably, but even then, butter goes great on toast.

[dewebbed]

Is toast different then bread? Are they like, twins or something?

[fierybluebird]

No, toast is just older Bread with more experiences.

[dewebbed]

Ha, so you can see the future, huh?

[fierybluebird]

Every day. It gets confusing let me tell you.

[dewebbed]

So how's bread and butter's honeymoon turn out?

[fierybluebird]

[EVIL GRIN. You probably shouldn't have asked.]

Shitty.

[dewebbed]

[ a pause.

Marco really ] ...Oh, dude. That's- haha. That's so bad.

[fierybluebird]

[Blame Luffy for half of this. /sobs.]

[And he just laughs.]

Oh come on, it had to be said.

[dewebbed]

[ Luffy what did you do. ] I know, I know! But you could've been more subtle about it! I mean, it's still a pretty lame joke, but there's got to be a better way to pull that off.

[fierybluebird]

Nah, that way it has maximum impact.

[dewebbed]

Well, that's true! I really should've expected it, though. I got to think this stuff through more often.

[fierybluebird]

Mah, or I could try to be more clever, but really I find this just so entertaining.

[dewebbed]

Jeez, I don't want to know what else you find entertaining, then! Haha.

[fierybluebird]

I'm quite certain you don't.

[dewebbed]

At least we agree on that.