discedo | 02 ❝second cut; chip removal [japanese]

[ AUDIO/VIDEO/TEXT ]

[ The communicator clicks on. Immediately the sound of dripping, a hollow sort of clawing and then a loud splash crackles through the speakers. ]

No, I don't want to record, how do I- can't turn this off, where's the button for this... shit, this is embarrassing. Ah, whatever. [ Suigetsu has had no shame for the majority of his life anyway, why start feeling sheepish now? It's clear, however, that the communicator is half-submerged in water held in what appears to be a bathtub. It's why the audio is muffled, why the video is bubbly and obscure.

He tries to gather his liquid form up, managing a head and shoulders, but his skin is oozing and he drops right back down again. The most he can handle at the moment is getting his chin above the surface, hair fanning out around him. ]

Fuck this!

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[ ACTION ]

Sasukeee...?

[ For anyone in 1113 in Dissimulo, Suigetsu might need some help. He's feeling kind of hungry and a lot bored. He doesn't mind whining like a little bitch about his condition, especially to his teammate. There's a long pause before he decides to try him again. ]

Sasuke, answer me, I know you're out there! You can't avoid me forever!

[ He splashes around for a bit, mouth submerged so he can blow tiny, angry bubbles. Then he resorts to more indirect methods. Soon, he may explore the pipes, but for now, he settles into his porcelain basin. ]

Cliiiiiiive?

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Well, I can totally agree with you there.

What's your goal then!

Mine? To be independent.

That's a really good one!

Yeah, I think so. I'll get there, I hope.

Uh, I think you mean "I know it!"

OWN THAT FUCKING GOAL!

[ He sort of grins here. ]

Trust me, it's owned. I can't do anything about it for awhile though, y'know?

[ YAY, A GRIN. SUCCESS. Suigetsu grins back, snickering. ]

'Course not, you just need a smaller goal to keep you goin' here too!

That's why I tutor people, y'know? Something to work on. It's good for me, yeah?

[ And hopefully for the people he tutors. Hopefully.... ]

Oh, yeah. About that.

[ There's a long pause. He's having an internal war with himself. ]

I thought about your English offer.

[ Cocking his head to one side. ] Yeah?

Yeah and. It's super annoying when I can't threaten people. Or make fun of them.

Sooo maybeIwannalearnsometime.

You can have your first lesson next time you're in town, how's that?

[ He's cool with this, of course. ]

[ He's so glad this didn't get rubbed in his face. ]

Ah, yeah, okay.

[ That's not how Hong Kong rolls. Unless you're Korea. ]

I'll get my stuff together for you. [ Da da da! Super Tutor! ]

[ HE IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT KOREA WIEFJNSDK. NO ONE IS AS SPECIAL AS KOREA. ]

Alright. Uh ps, I don't really know how to learn languages.

[ Yeah, special's one word for it!! ]

If you did, you'd be able to teach yourself, yeah? That's why I'm here.

Alright. Just don't tell anyone about this!

Promise. My lips are sealed.

Alright... ah, this is gonna suck, isn't it? I wanna learn jutsu too...

No way is it gonna suck. I'm like, an awesome teacher.

I think you're underestimating how short my attention span is!

I'll try, but who knows if we get anywhere!

You won't be my worst student, I can tell you that.

Hahaha I bet. Who knows, I might surprise you!

Nobody's the worst student. As long as you let me teach you, you're a good student.

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