discedo | 02 ❝second cut; chip removal [japanese]

[ AUDIO/VIDEO/TEXT ]

[ The communicator clicks on. Immediately the sound of dripping, a hollow sort of clawing and then a loud splash crackles through the speakers. ]

No, I don't want to record, how do I- can't turn this off, where's the button for this... shit, this is embarrassing. Ah, whatever. [ Suigetsu has had no shame for the majority of his life anyway, why start feeling sheepish now? It's clear, however, that the communicator is half-submerged in water held in what appears to be a bathtub. It's why the audio is muffled, why the video is bubbly and obscure.

He tries to gather his liquid form up, managing a head and shoulders, but his skin is oozing and he drops right back down again. The most he can handle at the moment is getting his chin above the surface, hair fanning out around him. ]

Fuck this!

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[ ACTION ]

Sasukeee...?

[ For anyone in 1113 in Dissimulo, Suigetsu might need some help. He's feeling kind of hungry and a lot bored. He doesn't mind whining like a little bitch about his condition, especially to his teammate. There's a long pause before he decides to try him again. ]

Sasuke, answer me, I know you're out there! You can't avoid me forever!

[ He splashes around for a bit, mouth submerged so he can blow tiny, angry bubbles. Then he resorts to more indirect methods. Soon, he may explore the pipes, but for now, he settles into his porcelain basin. ]

Cliiiiiiive?

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I KNEW IT.

Just a little bit, okay?

Juuust a little bit. How much does "a little bit" entail. Surface thoughts? Long distance mind probing?

Definitely nothing long distance. You've gotta call collect for that.

What's "call collect".

Nothing, just a dumb joke. It means it's harder to do.

Ohhhhh hahaha, good one. Not. But you tried. A for effort!

I'll take it. At least for now.

For now? You gonna try another? I'll be waiting~

I'm gonna wait for the right time, y'know?

A surprise attack!

Yeah, something like that. Kinda.

It can't be cheesy, I wanna be blow away!

Yeah, and I better make sure it's a reference you get next time.

That miiiiight help the joke part!

Kinda hard to know what you're gonna get and what you won't.

Well I don't get any of this futuristic stuff, that's a start.

Yeah, but where does "futuristic" start for you?

Uh, well we've got TV... and... movies and stuff?

But not cars?

Never ever heard of it. Ah, we have trains though!

See, that makes it kinda tough. Cars came before tv where I'm from.

Woah, alright. Well this is all a jumbled mess, huh. Maybe just... regular jokes?

Gonna have to think of a few of those.

I'll give you a week to blow me outta the water!

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