discedo | 02 ❝second cut; chip removal [japanese]

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[ The communicator clicks on. Immediately the sound of dripping, a hollow sort of clawing and then a loud splash crackles through the speakers. ]

No, I don't want to record, how do I- can't turn this off, where's the button for this... shit, this is embarrassing. Ah, whatever. [ Suigetsu has had no shame for the majority of his life anyway, why start feeling sheepish now? It's clear, however, that the communicator is half-submerged in water held in what appears to be a bathtub. It's why the audio is muffled, why the video is bubbly and obscure.

He tries to gather his liquid form up, managing a head and shoulders, but his skin is oozing and he drops right back down again. The most he can handle at the moment is getting his chin above the surface, hair fanning out around him. ]

Fuck this!

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Sasukeee...?

[ For anyone in 1113 in Dissimulo, Suigetsu might need some help. He's feeling kind of hungry and a lot bored. He doesn't mind whining like a little bitch about his condition, especially to his teammate. There's a long pause before he decides to try him again. ]

Sasuke, answer me, I know you're out there! You can't avoid me forever!

[ He splashes around for a bit, mouth submerged so he can blow tiny, angry bubbles. Then he resorts to more indirect methods. Soon, he may explore the pipes, but for now, he settles into his porcelain basin. ]

Cliiiiiiive?

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... You had time. [ Oh, he is meeting that stare so unashamedly right now. ]

Is that enough "sustenance" for you?

You were too busy chucking rice and jello at me.

[ Sluuuuurp. ] I don't know, jello isn't very nutritious.

It more kind of gives me a sugar rush and then kicks me when I'm down later.

Edited 2012-08-05 07:27 (UTC)

Such gratitude.

[ This doesn't surprise him at all. He's tried jello. One time. Never again. ] I don't know why you like such disgusting things. There's no point to eating that.

You chucked uncooked rice into me and slapped me in the face with a block of jello. You're not getting a thanks!

[ Suigetsu rolls his eyes. Oh yeah. Rolls 'em straight up. ] Because it's orgasmic and satisfies me.

You asked for food. I gave you food. You asked for that shit. I gave that to you as well.

I don't think that that's possible from food alone.

You didn't have to chuck it at me!

Oh and Sasuke... it is.

KUFUFUFUFUFU.

Stop acting like you're delicate.

And I really don't want to hear about this.

I think you're denying your innermost desires.

My innermost desire is revenge.

[ Deadpan. ] You should try lightening up one time. Just once.

Why?

Because you depress me.

[ Ouch, bro. ]

I don't know how to be another way.

You don't have to, it was just a suggestion.

I like you juuust the way you are~

Ah. [ That earns a really flat look; this one, this one right here. ] I have learned over time that no one likes me exactly as I am. You don't need to make strange jokes.

I'm not joking.

You like being depressed?

That was a joke too, Sasuke, try to keep up!

It was a joke that you weren't joking?

No. Why do you think I follow you? If you were any different, I'd have ditched you fuckers a long time ago.

Ah. Your fights with Karin get out of hand.

Because that bitch is so easy to torment.

[ He laughs. ] The reactions I get outta her. Heh!

I get her off your back, you should be happy about that, y'know?

You make her even louder. Then she comes to me alone later and tries to convince me to get rid of you, and I have to remind her that that isn't my plan.

Show her who's boss, Sasuke! One good smack'd teach her to shut the hell up.

Or you could make it clearer that you're asexual, that might work.

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