discedo | 02 ❝second cut; chip removal [japanese]

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[ The communicator clicks on. Immediately the sound of dripping, a hollow sort of clawing and then a loud splash crackles through the speakers. ]

No, I don't want to record, how do I- can't turn this off, where's the button for this... shit, this is embarrassing. Ah, whatever. [ Suigetsu has had no shame for the majority of his life anyway, why start feeling sheepish now? It's clear, however, that the communicator is half-submerged in water held in what appears to be a bathtub. It's why the audio is muffled, why the video is bubbly and obscure.

He tries to gather his liquid form up, managing a head and shoulders, but his skin is oozing and he drops right back down again. The most he can handle at the moment is getting his chin above the surface, hair fanning out around him. ]

Fuck this!

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[ ACTION ]

Sasukeee...?

[ For anyone in 1113 in Dissimulo, Suigetsu might need some help. He's feeling kind of hungry and a lot bored. He doesn't mind whining like a little bitch about his condition, especially to his teammate. There's a long pause before he decides to try him again. ]

Sasuke, answer me, I know you're out there! You can't avoid me forever!

[ He splashes around for a bit, mouth submerged so he can blow tiny, angry bubbles. Then he resorts to more indirect methods. Soon, he may explore the pipes, but for now, he settles into his porcelain basin. ]

Cliiiiiiive?

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That was a joke too, Sasuke, try to keep up!

It was a joke that you weren't joking?

No. Why do you think I follow you? If you were any different, I'd have ditched you fuckers a long time ago.

Ah. Your fights with Karin get out of hand.

Because that bitch is so easy to torment.

[ He laughs. ] The reactions I get outta her. Heh!

I get her off your back, you should be happy about that, y'know?

You make her even louder. Then she comes to me alone later and tries to convince me to get rid of you, and I have to remind her that that isn't my plan.

Show her who's boss, Sasuke! One good smack'd teach her to shut the hell up.

Or you could make it clearer that you're asexual, that might work.

You shouldn't be so interested in me beating one of our teammates. You're partners.

And you shouldn't be concerned about that either.

As far as I know, you already did. [ Oh yeah. ]

Hey, I'm just worried about you getting all backed up. You know it's unhealthy not to?

Maybe you should give yourself some more private time!

[ Does stabbing her through the chest count? Oh wait, he hasn't done that yet. ] I don't need to. She isn't difficult to keep in line; she's not as violent as you or Juugo. [ Or even himself, for that matter, though he has more self-control than the other three put together. ]

... Don't direct me on how or when to have sex or masturbate, Suigetsu.

[ He gives Sasuke a look. Something skeptical. His eyes flick down, then back up. ]

No, you're right. Not anymore she isn't.

[ And now he's just figuring out that this is probably one of those hints from the future. ]

Something happened to her? [ Ignoring that blobby excuse for a man giving him a once-over. ]

I'd like to know that myself. She went with you. When we found you, she was gone.

[ Karin... ]

When she went with me... Where was I headed?

To kill the Hokage.

[ That is exactly the answer that he did not want. ]

... That was foolish. I don't think it will have ended well for her.

She must have been the one to track him down in the first place.

God knows Karin loves getting in the fucking way.

Ah. It might be that I forced her. [ It's unpleasant trying to speculate about the ways he's probably hurt his team. ]

Well listen, don't dwell on it or anything. [ Like he has been, the hypocrite. ]

It's still you, me and Juugo. She'll catch up. It's not like she can't find us!

You're right. If she is still alive.

It's Karin. That bitch is like a cockroach.

If you didn't goad each other as much as you do your relationship might not be as it is.

Hah! What makes you think I don't like that kinda thing?

If you have that kind of relationship with her then that's your business. [ Ha. ]

UGH, FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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