Twelfth Report; Father's Day

[abstruse]

((Audio;))
Father's day! Ah, a lovely day, I will say; remembering the male who, hopefully, raised us all with love and care. No, I'm not about to ask all of you about your fathers--I'm not really the intrusive sort, though...! I do have a sort of puzzle for all of you. It's one that I would love to tell my own father.


PUZZLE 011: Two masked men

The puzzle works like this. I'm going to tell you a scenario, and using yes or no questions you must deduce exactly what is happening in this situation. I can only answer yes or no--or other variants of those two answers--so make sure to ask the right questions! No limit to how many you ask, of course... Here's your scenario:

A man leaves home and, after making three left turns, he ends up back at home, and finds two masked men waiting for him.

So, can you deduce what's happening here?

((ooc; wow i forgot to add that this is audio. Okay whatever i just like my htmls.))

Comments

Re: voice. d-dont l-lmfao

[abstruse]

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I've had a lot of time to think about it.

voice

[dewebbed]

Yeah, I can tell! Haha.

That is really crazy, though. I've never come close to thinking about it like that.

Re: voice

[abstruse]

Crazy is one way to describe it... Though I suppose now you'll have the chance to let it bounce around in your head.

voice

[dewebbed]

It's pretty dense, man. I'll have to see if I can keep it all in, haha.

Re: voice

[abstruse]

..You may be better off forgetting it, then. Too abstract.

voice

[dewebbed]

Nah, it's not like I want to forget it. It's pretty great stuff.

Re: voice

[abstruse]

Ah, well thank you, I suppose.

voice

[dewebbed]

No problem. I just wish I had something to compare to all that!

Re: voice

[abstruse]

...Honestly Jack? I'd be worried for your sanity if you did. ((chuckles a bit.))

voice

[dewebbed]

You sure? I mean, it's pretty big, but not that big.

Re: voice

[abstruse]

No less a concern.

voice

[dewebbed]

Hey, I can take it! Maybe you should start a Discedo speeches committee, or...something. A philosophy club. Haha!

Re: voice

[abstruse]

I wouldn't mind a 'conspiracy club' honestly. I would love to show these scientists up for all that they do.

voice

[dewebbed]

Not gonna lie, I'd join that club in a heartbeat.

Re: voice

[abstruse]

Maybe someday. It could be what the city needs to actually push forward.

voice

[dewebbed]

Haha, y'know, it'd be pretty crazy if the scientists got taken down by a crazy club. Kind of awesome, though!

Re: voice

[abstruse]

It would be the prefect example of a literary coup d'etat.

voice

[dewebbed]

True, true! Haha, sure sounds like it'd take a lot of work, though.

Re: voice

[abstruse]

Revolutions have never happened overnight, as far as I'm aware. It may seem like it in some cases, but there's always some underlying plot we don't always get the full story of.

voice

[dewebbed]

There's got to be some sort of crazy conspiracy we haven't heard about yet, right? I mean, we don't even know if cleaning the place up is the actual reason we're here!

Re: voice

[abstruse]

And as we've pointed out, they don't exactly provide us with the means.

voice

[dewebbed]

Yeah, exactly. It's just too weird to be the whole story.

Re: voice

[abstruse]

Maybe I'll jump the next chance to explore. It could be interesting; plot revealing or such.

voice

[dewebbed]

Yeah, I guess so. Probably shouldn't go too far from here, though. [ he sounds a bit nervous- leftover trauma from the last one, y'know. but he's a brave kid. ]

Re: voice

[abstruse]

Hardship is the only way to get what you want. A little reckless exploring is the only way we can learn.