discedo | Twelfth Report; Father's Day

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Twelfth Report; Father's Day

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Father's day! Ah, a lovely day, I will say; remembering the male who, hopefully, raised us all with love and care. No, I'm not about to ask all of you about your fathers--I'm not really the intrusive sort, though...! I do have a sort of puzzle for all of you. It's one that I would love to tell my own father.

PUZZLE 011: Two masked men

The puzzle works like this. I'm going to tell you a scenario, and using yes or no questions you must deduce exactly what is happening in this situation. I can only answer yes or no--or other variants of those two answers--so make sure to ask the right questions! No limit to how many you ask, of course... Here's your scenario:

A man leaves home and, after making three left turns, he ends up back at home, and finds two masked men waiting for him.

So, can you deduce what's happening here?

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Pisses me off. I don't have five minutes to waste on people like that. Don't hand me things at my door.

Is something wrong with his house?

No, there isn't.

Would you throw what they gave you on the ground?

No I wouldn't accept it or just toss it back or something. [ He means throw it back. ]

Masked men. They firefighters?

Nope. No fire to speak of, as a matter of fact.

Did the guy die?

At some point, naturally. But not in this scenario.

...

Edited 2012-06-18 16:49 (UTC)

Don't get technical on me, I'm helpin' you solve this puzzle.

[ Oh haha, he thinks he's helping... ] Are the two guys doctors?

((Definitely a wry chuckle on this end. Oh, he knows better....))

Nope!

... Is there a flu goin' around? Is that why they're wearin' masks?

No and no.

Though maybe so? It doesn't matter in this situation.

Huh. This is gettin' annoying. Who else wears masks...

[ Thinks so hard. ] Cops and robbers?

Still no..! ((SIGHS.))

[ Sighs back. ] Is the guy old? Like middle-aged?

Which one?

Middle-aged.

Which man, I mean.

The main guy.

Edited 2012-06-18 17:32 (UTC)

Hmmmm...

He could be, though it's more likely that he wasn't middle aged.

Are the masked guys gang members?

((Laughing again. Oh shizuo, you are officially a lost case.))

No! Though, again, they could be. Whether or not they are wouldn't change the situation.

[ Scoffs over the line. ] Is it Winter?

Edited 2012-06-18 17:46 (UTC)

No.

[ This is going to go on forever. ]

Masks... are they hidin' somethin'?

((brb setting up a tape recorder that says 'no' on command... any command.))

Nothing at all!

Edited 2012-06-18 17:54 (UTC)

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