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[ Hello, residents of Fortuna. This feed has turned on in what seems to be the middle of a conversation. Its participants seem to be discussing something Quite Serious, if their tone is to be believed. Let's listen in, shall we? ]

Y'know everyone's gotta think Jack and a loaf of bread's a good idea now, right? Ever since Valentine's and all.

I still say bread would do better with butter. But bread gets around almost as much as Greece. Let's see there's Hungary, Norway, France. Anyone else I'm missing?

Only the ones I told you about before, yeah? It's probably not as many as you could pick for America. I mean, there's the obvious one, right? Though I guess that didn't end too well.

[ There's a pause here, like he might be referencing something. ] Tons of people are gonna wanna pair him off with like, England. And there's girl England too. I bet people'd pair them together, actually. Plus she definitely has a thing for France, too.

I see her a lot more with France, eh. And eh... I know it's different for countries but America/England still seems too much like incest.

Something to be said for China/Stocking, eh? And even anyone brave enough to make a move like Yukiteru and Yuno.

Yeah, they had a pretty interesting post for Valentine's. They weren't the only ones either. Would've been pretty funny if the Doctor had made some kinda love confession to his ship, yeah? The TARDIS, that's what it's called. I'm gonna write that one down.

[ That evokes a laugh from Marco. ]

I'd totally be letting my pupils off easy if I didn't say Clive and Sasuke. That one's interesting. So is Clive and Flora, they've got some chemistry. And like, what about kismesis or whatever it's called? Shizuo and Sasuke could totally count for that.

Aye, Clive and Sasuke seem to get around too, eh? [ Nods in complete agreement with his little bro. ] Shizuo and Terezi too, don't you think? At least as far as kismesis go. And you have to have Sakura and Naruto and that new guy... Bolin? He and Sora are pretty cute together. And speaking of cute, Adam and Makoto, right?

How about Yuuko and Watanuki? I bet he'd get along with Yukiteru too, yeah?

Seems legit to me. [ Strokes chin in thought. ] What about sillier ones like Karkat and possums?

Okay, if you're gonna go there, Brooke and underwear. What's the deal there anyway?

He missed his chance while he was alive so making up for lost time I guess. How about Molly and Jay?

Seriously? Never thought of it. I'll add them to the list. [ His list is growing more and more impressive. ] D'you have anything for Denzel Crocker?

[Coughs.] Ryoko… Oh but Gellert too, come to think of it. They can agree that fairies are real and annoying or something.

[ There's some scratching and shuffling here, which is indicative of Hong Kong writing that down pretty quickly. ] Any others come to mind?

Hundre— Ah… is your comm on? Oi oi they're gonna see what we did to the ceiling!

That's cool, they're bound to find out eventually. Hey, Marco, d'you think people ship us too?

Oh, if they do, we should give them a show, eh? [ Pirate leer and leans in suggestively as he turns it off. ]

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Eh? That actually sounds like fun... maybe I should join.

They're probably the only people who eat well around here, am I right?

[Laughs.] Almost definitely, eh. But then they probably have to try a lot of that canned brown bread.

Ick, canned stuff. Never as good as the bagged ones.

Aye. It makes me miss France. He was a wizard at making fresh food even with the ingredients here.

Sanji too actually.

Aw, really? I didn't really know those guys. I bet they must've been pretty great, though.

They were. Sanji is Luffy's cook though, so with good luck I might see him again someday. And France if I ever make it to Japan's world.

Sounds good! You know you'll have to try their bread for me, right?

[Laughs.] I will. Mah, now I miss my own ship's cooks though. They could really show you something special.

Really? [ he vaguely remembers marco was some sort of piratey dude, luffy and ace were... ] Really? Man, you got to stop making me hungry when we're here!

[Another chuckle.] Sorry.

Maybe I'll get started on some melon bread. Think you can find some butter? You can tell me how it is.

That'd be awesome. I'll see what I can dig up!

Excellent. We can start up our own secret bread cult club.

The bread cult's so massive, there's a club for it? Haha!

Aye, small little factions I assume.

So like, they exist all over Fortuna? They're one of the great civilizations of this world?

Aye, they're probably what destroyed the world no less.

The world didn't like what they did with bread, so they destroyed it? Jeez, they could've at least talked about their problems!

Oh you know how talking about bread works out. It leads to things like this.

Man, this place must have a curse on bread or something. Nothing weird happened when I talked about it at home, but here, we go crazy!

Aye, likewise. As I said, it's probably what destroyed this planet.

Maybe the virus was transmitted through grain products. Haha!

Ah, the horror. Suddenly all bread is suspicious. Even more than for being a cheater.

Mmm-hmm. We just can't handle that bread, man.

It's too much for us. Woes. Woes all around.

[He says.... in deadpan.]

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