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[ Hello, residents of Fortuna. This feed has turned on in what seems to be the middle of a conversation. Its participants seem to be discussing something Quite Serious, if their tone is to be believed. Let's listen in, shall we? ]

Y'know everyone's gotta think Jack and a loaf of bread's a good idea now, right? Ever since Valentine's and all.

I still say bread would do better with butter. But bread gets around almost as much as Greece. Let's see there's Hungary, Norway, France. Anyone else I'm missing?

Only the ones I told you about before, yeah? It's probably not as many as you could pick for America. I mean, there's the obvious one, right? Though I guess that didn't end too well.

[ There's a pause here, like he might be referencing something. ] Tons of people are gonna wanna pair him off with like, England. And there's girl England too. I bet people'd pair them together, actually. Plus she definitely has a thing for France, too.

I see her a lot more with France, eh. And eh... I know it's different for countries but America/England still seems too much like incest.

Something to be said for China/Stocking, eh? And even anyone brave enough to make a move like Yukiteru and Yuno.

Yeah, they had a pretty interesting post for Valentine's. They weren't the only ones either. Would've been pretty funny if the Doctor had made some kinda love confession to his ship, yeah? The TARDIS, that's what it's called. I'm gonna write that one down.

[ That evokes a laugh from Marco. ]

I'd totally be letting my pupils off easy if I didn't say Clive and Sasuke. That one's interesting. So is Clive and Flora, they've got some chemistry. And like, what about kismesis or whatever it's called? Shizuo and Sasuke could totally count for that.

Aye, Clive and Sasuke seem to get around too, eh? [ Nods in complete agreement with his little bro. ] Shizuo and Terezi too, don't you think? At least as far as kismesis go. And you have to have Sakura and Naruto and that new guy... Bolin? He and Sora are pretty cute together. And speaking of cute, Adam and Makoto, right?

How about Yuuko and Watanuki? I bet he'd get along with Yukiteru too, yeah?

Seems legit to me. [ Strokes chin in thought. ] What about sillier ones like Karkat and possums?

Okay, if you're gonna go there, Brooke and underwear. What's the deal there anyway?

He missed his chance while he was alive so making up for lost time I guess. How about Molly and Jay?

Seriously? Never thought of it. I'll add them to the list. [ His list is growing more and more impressive. ] D'you have anything for Denzel Crocker?

[Coughs.] Ryoko… Oh but Gellert too, come to think of it. They can agree that fairies are real and annoying or something.

[ There's some scratching and shuffling here, which is indicative of Hong Kong writing that down pretty quickly. ] Any others come to mind?

Hundre— Ah… is your comm on? Oi oi they're gonna see what we did to the ceiling!

That's cool, they're bound to find out eventually. Hey, Marco, d'you think people ship us too?

Oh, if they do, we should give them a show, eh? [ Pirate leer and leans in suggestively as he turns it off. ]

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Oh, but I want to push and play with all your buttons. Who knows what I'll get~

...but I'll be fair you can play with mine if you like.
[Because she doesn't mind. We already shared such tender moments Shizuo! <3]

You'll get an unpleasant surprise. Knowin' a lot about someone isn't always a good thing.

[ There's a scoff over the receiver. ] I don't play with... buttons... that's stupid.

I've had worse surprises.

You think, huh? I think knowing even less about them is just as bad.

[Snickers. You know she doesn't know if you're being serious or sarcastic, but either way she finds it amusing.]

Is it? I don't think so.

I'm not the easiest person to get along with. That's it.

[ He huffs irritatedly. ] Well, I think so!

That makes both of us.

You should get a medal or something for standing me for this long.
[Or a button.]
Or maybe I haven't hung around you enough.

Aw, you're no fun. I'll still do it later though.
[Plot plot plot.]

I think I should get two medals for continuin' to do so. It's your own damn fault.

Even though I don't know your actual name... [ Wow, this got awkward real fast. ]

Do you like carrying me home that much? Aren't you sweet. Then again I just like hanging onto you when you do.

[WELP, you wouldn't have believed her when you were hallucinating anyway. Not awkward at all. There's a brief pause before she answers.]

Ryoko.

I don't like any of that, don't be an idiot. [ He grumbles under his breath, embarrassed. ]

Got a last name, Ryoko-san? [ He raises an eyebrow. ]

Do it enough and maybe you will.

[She thought for a moment recalling if she really ever went by a last name. Well, there was Washu's....]

I don't really have one per se, but I guess it'd be Hakubi if I had to give one.

NOT INTERESTED. [ He huffs. ]

Hakubi. Right. You know my name already.

[Just over here... popcorning this. Turns out having all that leaked was a good thing after all.]

Aww, you're so mean. After all the deep bonding we had. I was ready to make you my first too. Oh well.
[Oh ftttt--

But we can totally settle for being total buds and brosis. Whether you like it or not.]

Yeah, but don't bother calling me by my last.
[All the popcorn gifs to be had.]

[ Thank god it's not video, his face lights up like the fourth of July. There's a growl though. And end of discussion growl. ]

We'll see what I remember easier. [ He'd call her Ryoko if she wanted, though. ]

[thirteenth fragrance] accidental video

[audio; japanese] adfiajifja!

[audio; japanese] = u=

[audio; japanese] ヽ(。々°)ノ Nerp

[audio; japanese] HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT EMOTE.

Re: [audio; japanese] It's my nerp emote. Appropriate for ANY situation

[audio; japanese] IT ISSS HAHAHA. ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ

[audio; japanese] That emote looks like something hannibal lecter would use...FTT

[audio; japanese] HAHAHA IT'S MY ANGRY FACE.

[audio; japanese] Oh.well...whoops

[audio; japanese] SOB.

[audio; quiet] >:)

[audio; i see you over thar] >o>

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