[thirteenth fragrance] accidental video

[bauhinia]

[ Hello, residents of Fortuna. This feed has turned on in what seems to be the middle of a conversation. Its participants seem to be discussing something Quite Serious, if their tone is to be believed. Let's listen in, shall we? ]

Y'know everyone's gotta think Jack and a loaf of bread's a good idea now, right? Ever since Valentine's and all.

I still say bread would do better with butter. But bread gets around almost as much as Greece. Let's see there's Hungary, Norway, France. Anyone else I'm missing?

Only the ones I told you about before, yeah? It's probably not as many as you could pick for America. I mean, there's the obvious one, right? Though I guess that didn't end too well.

[ There's a pause here, like he might be referencing something. ] Tons of people are gonna wanna pair him off with like, England. And there's girl England too. I bet people'd pair them together, actually. Plus she definitely has a thing for France, too.

I see her a lot more with France, eh. And eh... I know it's different for countries but America/England still seems too much like incest.

Something to be said for China/Stocking, eh? And even anyone brave enough to make a move like Yukiteru and Yuno.

Yeah, they had a pretty interesting post for Valentine's. They weren't the only ones either. Would've been pretty funny if the Doctor had made some kinda love confession to his ship, yeah? The TARDIS, that's what it's called. I'm gonna write that one down.

[ That evokes a laugh from Marco. ]

I'd totally be letting my pupils off easy if I didn't say Clive and Sasuke. That one's interesting. So is Clive and Flora, they've got some chemistry. And like, what about kismesis or whatever it's called? Shizuo and Sasuke could totally count for that.

Aye, Clive and Sasuke seem to get around too, eh? [ Nods in complete agreement with his little bro. ] Shizuo and Terezi too, don't you think? At least as far as kismesis go. And you have to have Sakura and Naruto and that new guy... Bolin? He and Sora are pretty cute together. And speaking of cute, Adam and Makoto, right?

How about Yuuko and Watanuki? I bet he'd get along with Yukiteru too, yeah?

Seems legit to me. [ Strokes chin in thought. ] What about sillier ones like Karkat and possums?

Okay, if you're gonna go there, Brooke and underwear. What's the deal there anyway?

He missed his chance while he was alive so making up for lost time I guess. How about Molly and Jay?

Seriously? Never thought of it. I'll add them to the list. [ His list is growing more and more impressive. ] D'you have anything for Denzel Crocker?

[Coughs.] Ryoko… Oh but Gellert too, come to think of it. They can agree that fairies are real and annoying or something.

[ There's some scratching and shuffling here, which is indicative of Hong Kong writing that down pretty quickly. ] Any others come to mind?

Hundre— Ah… is your comm on? Oi oi they're gonna see what we did to the ceiling!

That's cool, they're bound to find out eventually. Hey, Marco, d'you think people ship us too?

Oh, if they do, we should give them a show, eh? [ Pirate leer and leans in suggestively as he turns it off. ]

Comments

[abstruse]

Uh.... ((So quiet it could be easily missed.))

[fierybluebird]

Sorry matey. I really owe you drinks after all this weekend...

[abstruse]

...If you're talking wine, fine. Otherwise, sobriety seems more appetible. ((Marco, he's fine with you, but dis ain't coo'.))

[fierybluebird]

I'll make sure it's a good vintage and everything.

[abstruse]

Wonderful! I feel like I'll need it at some point. ((.. wow i feel like drunk marco and clive would be a lovely thing to play lkasjg))

[fierybluebird]

[[I need to do a post of just Marco at the bar, so that is a thing that should happen B)]]

Hopefully not something I induced? [He kind of sounds more like he hopes he did cause it...]

[abstruse]

Induced? Ha.... I would be shocked.

[fierybluebird]

All right, come stop by and you can explain it then if you want, eh.

Northern Lights is almost always open. [So long as someone's working a shift.]

[abstruse]

Hmm...


I will be sure to visit next time I'm visiting Discedo.

[fierybluebird]

Excellent. Any preferred drinks I should make sure to stock up on?

[abstruse]

I won't get picky; not in a place like this. ((Normally he would be; rich brat that he once was.))

[fierybluebird]

Great, but if I have it, might as well make sure it's a favorite, ne?

[abstruse]

..Gin, then. If not, a red wine is fine.

[fierybluebird]

Fortunately those are pretty easy, eh. No improvising required.

[He's so glad Clive didn't ask for sake. Everyone always wants sake.]

[abstruse]

((Because everyone else is Japanese... even though Clive secretly loves japan too FFFF))

Excellent! Marco, you don't let a man down, do you?

[fierybluebird]

I try not to. [Wry grin, because he's aware of just how fallible even he can be, but lord he does try.]

[bauhinia]

Hey Clive. [ He didn't miss it, no sir. ] How's it going?

[abstruse]

...Brilliant.

[bauhinia]

That's what I thought. [ He just nods. ]