[Video] [Taken from the sample in my App, because I like it.]

[kissthegrell]

Red… Red… Red…

If I have to find myself in a strange new place, is a little RED too much to ask for? Nothing at all here is red.

[He satisfies himself that it is working.]

Listen! Whoever is out there! I’ll have you know that you’ve kidnapped a REAPER! Now, what do you think of that? I know you’re all just DYING to correct your horrible, horrible mistake. So, I would say it’s to your advantage to fix this bloody mess, unless you want to find yourself AN ACTUAL BLOODY MESS!

Whatever you do to me, just know that my handsome William and my beloved Sebas-Chan will do ANYTHING to get me back. Do you hear me? Anything. I will be rescued. And when I am?

[He goes into a sing-song voice.] You’ll be sooo-ooo-ooo-rryyy!

Ah-ahn! Those handsome men, fighting against all odds to rescue their beautiful beloved! It’s too… too wonderful! Coming to snatch me from the arms of my cruel… inhuman… brutal… strong… dominating… masterful captors! Who without mercy even at this very moment are Ahh-ahn!! [Swooning in a fit of ecstasy, he falls onto the ground, out of frame.]

Um…

[His head pops up again, and he peers into the camera.]

Hey! Where are my brutal strong captors? What kind of a kiddy operation are you running here?

…

I hate this place already.

Comments

[thatpeskyninja]

Whoops, you caught me. I had the most DEVIOUS plan to kidnap a reaper. It was MUCH easier than I thought it would be.

Oho ho ho ho~

Locking away the princess in the highest tower and all that! Well, no not really I kinda didn't want to drag you ALL the way there so I figured leaving you anywhere was good enough. I do have other people to kidnap you know. It saves on time.
[Oh, what even Yuffie.]

[kissthegrell]

What? No no no! Not YOU! YOU can't be my kidnapper! I wouldn't be kidnapped by the likes of YOU! This is a lie.

Who are you REALLY?

[thatpeskyninja]

How would YOU know? I mean, really. You don't remember how you got here right? Who knows what I did.


And I'm only the GREAT ninja Yuffie Kisaragi. Champion of the earth and the sky! Conqueror of evil. Etc, etc....

[kissthegrell]

You... you're just a KID! You're LYING you little LIAR!

[thatpeskyninja]

Am not! I'll have you know I'm nineteen, lady.
[8| SO adult.]

[video]

[shortestfuse]

[ Drills a finger in his ear and frowns. ] Shut up, you're too noisy. You know you're bein' loud right? You're yelling.

[ He squints into the camera at the red head, then leans back with an irritated huff. ] No one knows where they are, anyway.

Re: [video]

[kissthegrell]

I have a RIGHT to be NOISY! I've been ABDUCTED! I will yell all I want to!

Ah-huh? What do you mean "no one knows where they are"?

You're rather handsome at that. Are you sure you're not my brutal captor? Come to tie me up and interrogate me for information?

[video]

[shortestfuse]

[ Eyebrow twitch. ] You're gonna fuckin' regret it, there's dangerous shit around, lady. No one knows where the people who brought us here are. They're tricky bastards.

[ And scowling outright, Shizuo glares hard into the camera. ] FUCK no! Leave me outta this, I'm nobody. Focus on shit that actually matters!

[video]

[kissthegrell]

I can take care of myself, you know. And for a nobody, you have awfuly nice hair.

[crabbygenius]

If our captors were anything like that I wouldn't have so much to complain about~.

[kissthegrell]

Whatever are you talking about? Who are all you people? Have we ALL be kidnapped?

[crabbygenius]

You got it~. I'm Little Washu if you're wondering.

[kissthegrell]

Well, I wasn't.

Grell Sutcliff.

Anyway, YOU'RE not a REAPER! Why would my kidnapper what YOU?

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

It could be worse, this place could hate you too. Yohohoho!

Re: [video]

[kissthegrell]

What are you talking about? And what ARE you?

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

EEEEEK!!

[He's hiding behind his sleeve now because, sweet jegus that's terrifying!]

Well... I was a skeleton... and now I'm human again... so I'm a skeleman, Yohohoho!

Re: [video]

[kissthegrell]

What's the matter? Did I FRIGHTEN you, Mister Skeleton Man?

Part man, part skeleton... perhaps you could give me a bone.

[video]

[ilyana]

... What's so special about red?

[video]

[kissthegrell]

What's so special about red? Why, it's only the best color... perfect for hair, clothes, lipstick...

But, I don't expect a bland little thing like you would know that.

[video]

[ilyana]

Oh... I see...

[The comment about her being bland doesn't even seem to phase Ilyana.]

I always thought red was a bit too colorful.

[video]

[kissthegrell]

What a stupid thing to say!

[Video]

[wandthief]

[Have an amused look.]

You appear to have enough red for everybody already.

[Video]

[kissthegrell]

You can never have too much red... or enough for that matter.

Hello, cutie. What's your name?

[Video]

[wandthief]

I am Gellert.

I take it that red is your favourite colour then.

Re: [Video]

[kissthegrell]

It's the favorite color of every woman of taste.

Gellert, that's a very nice name. Can you show a lady around?