discedo | [Video] [Taken from the sample in my App, because I like it.]

Red… Red… Red…

If I have to find myself in a strange new place, is a little RED too much to ask for? Nothing at all here is red.

[He satisfies himself that it is working.]

Listen! Whoever is out there! I’ll have you know that you’ve kidnapped a REAPER! Now, what do you think of that? I know you’re all just DYING to correct your horrible, horrible mistake. So, I would say it’s to your advantage to fix this bloody mess, unless you want to find yourself AN ACTUAL BLOODY MESS!

Whatever you do to me, just know that my handsome William and my beloved Sebas-Chan will do ANYTHING to get me back. Do you hear me? Anything. I will be rescued. And when I am?

[He goes into a sing-song voice.] You’ll be sooo-ooo-ooo-rryyy!

Ah-ahn! Those handsome men, fighting against all odds to rescue their beautiful beloved! It’s too… too wonderful! Coming to snatch me from the arms of my cruel… inhuman… brutal… strong… dominating… masterful captors! Who without mercy even at this very moment are Ahh-ahn!! [Swooning in a fit of ecstasy, he falls onto the ground, out of frame.]

Um…

[His head pops up again, and he peers into the camera.]

Hey! Where are my brutal strong captors? What kind of a kiddy operation are you running here?

…

I hate this place already.

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What are you talking about? And what ARE you?

EEEEEK!!

[He's hiding behind his sleeve now because, sweet jegus that's terrifying!]

Well... I was a skeleton... and now I'm human again... so I'm a skeleman, Yohohoho!

What's the matter? Did I FRIGHTEN you, Mister Skeleton Man?

Part man, part skeleton... perhaps you could give me a bone.

No! ... maybe... okay YES! But I can't help it if you're scary sometimes!

Well as long as it isn't one of mine. Yohohoho!

You're not stupid then... I'm worth paying attention to.

Oh I think I know what bone you can give me.

Yohohoho! You're certainly a strange one my dear. What's your name?

[Brooke, don't do it! It's a trap!]

Really? What kind of bone would that be?

I'm Grell.

Come over here and I'll show you.

Yohohoho... I think I'll have to pass on that for now miss Grell... I kind of need my bones, and you make me a little nervous.

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Ah! You get a lady all hot and bothered and then leave her hanging.

So cold... so cruel... it's rather exciting.

Well you could always show me your panties! Yohohoho!

I could? really?

THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL!

Well that's not the typical reaction I get, not that I'm complaining. Yohohoho! You're not an okama are you?

It's not polite to ask a lady such personal questions.

Fair enough... but you'll still show me your panties right? Yohohoho!

Absolutely!

So do you want to show me now, or do you want to show me in a more private place? I'm okay with whichever's best for you. Yohohoho!

I thought I FRIGHTENED you!

You do, but panties outweigh most fears I have. Yohohoho!

Then you'll have to come over to my place, then won't you.

If you insist. What's the worst that could happen? Yohohoho!

Is that really the best question to ask?

Obviously it isn't, because the best question to ask is if I can see your panties. Yohohoho!

Then you'll have to come over here. I told you.

And where is over here, if I might ask?

Where I am, stupid!

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