[Video] [Taken from the sample in my App, because I like it.]

[kissthegrell]

Red… Red… Red…

If I have to find myself in a strange new place, is a little RED too much to ask for? Nothing at all here is red.

[He satisfies himself that it is working.]

Listen! Whoever is out there! I’ll have you know that you’ve kidnapped a REAPER! Now, what do you think of that? I know you’re all just DYING to correct your horrible, horrible mistake. So, I would say it’s to your advantage to fix this bloody mess, unless you want to find yourself AN ACTUAL BLOODY MESS!

Whatever you do to me, just know that my handsome William and my beloved Sebas-Chan will do ANYTHING to get me back. Do you hear me? Anything. I will be rescued. And when I am?

[He goes into a sing-song voice.] You’ll be sooo-ooo-ooo-rryyy!

Ah-ahn! Those handsome men, fighting against all odds to rescue their beautiful beloved! It’s too… too wonderful! Coming to snatch me from the arms of my cruel… inhuman… brutal… strong… dominating… masterful captors! Who without mercy even at this very moment are Ahh-ahn!! [Swooning in a fit of ecstasy, he falls onto the ground, out of frame.]

Um…

[His head pops up again, and he peers into the camera.]

Hey! Where are my brutal strong captors? What kind of a kiddy operation are you running here?

…

I hate this place already.

Comments

Re: [video]

[kissthegrell]

I thought I FRIGHTENED you!

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

You do, but panties outweigh most fears I have. Yohohoho!

[video]

[kissthegrell]

Then you'll have to come over to my place, then won't you.

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

If you insist. What's the worst that could happen? Yohohoho!

[video]

[kissthegrell]

Is that really the best question to ask?

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Obviously it isn't, because the best question to ask is if I can see your panties. Yohohoho!

[video]

[kissthegrell]

Then you'll have to come over here. I told you.

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

And where is over here, if I might ask?

[video]

[kissthegrell]

Where I am, stupid!

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

... I think this conversation is starting to go in circles.

[video]

[kissthegrell]

Just come and find me. I'm lost.

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Oh... Are there any street signs nearby?

[video]

[kissthegrell]

N-No... and it's dark and scary!

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Wait, wait, wait... you find it scary? The same person who nearly scared my skin off, making me a skeleton again? Yohohoho!

Re: [video]

[kissthegrell]

Just find me please!

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

I don't know... you could be setting up a trap.

Re: [video]

[kissthegrell]

Why in the world would I do that? If I want you, I could get you!

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Uhhh... what?

[video]

[kissthegrell]

I'm a reaper, silly. Of course I can. But I'm a lot reaper so help me!

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Clearly you don't know much about me then. Yohohoho!

Well anyways, I shall try to find you then if I can... can't guarantee I'll be able to find you though.

Re: [video]

[kissthegrell]

You'd better!

[video] Whoops, wrong Icon XD

[tapdancinskelly]

What will you do if I don't? Yohohoho!

Re: [video] Whoops, wrong Icon XD

[kissthegrell]

When I am found? I'll find YOU.

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

HHIEEEEEEEE!!!

I-I'll do my best I swear!

[He had forgotten how very terrifying Grell could be.]

[video]

[kissthegrell]

Thank you! Come and rescue me!