[Video] [Taken from the sample in my App, because I like it.]

[kissthegrell]

Red… Red… Red…

If I have to find myself in a strange new place, is a little RED too much to ask for? Nothing at all here is red.

[He satisfies himself that it is working.]

Listen! Whoever is out there! I’ll have you know that you’ve kidnapped a REAPER! Now, what do you think of that? I know you’re all just DYING to correct your horrible, horrible mistake. So, I would say it’s to your advantage to fix this bloody mess, unless you want to find yourself AN ACTUAL BLOODY MESS!

Whatever you do to me, just know that my handsome William and my beloved Sebas-Chan will do ANYTHING to get me back. Do you hear me? Anything. I will be rescued. And when I am?

[He goes into a sing-song voice.] You’ll be sooo-ooo-ooo-rryyy!

Ah-ahn! Those handsome men, fighting against all odds to rescue their beautiful beloved! It’s too… too wonderful! Coming to snatch me from the arms of my cruel… inhuman… brutal… strong… dominating… masterful captors! Who without mercy even at this very moment are Ahh-ahn!! [Swooning in a fit of ecstasy, he falls onto the ground, out of frame.]

Um…

[His head pops up again, and he peers into the camera.]

Hey! Where are my brutal strong captors? What kind of a kiddy operation are you running here?

…

I hate this place already.

Comments

[Video]

[wandthief]

It sounds likely to be Discedo. It is not so... city-like here.

[Video]

[kissthegrell]

Well I don't know... what am I looking for? I just go here!

[Video]

[wandthief]

When I arrived the first thing I saw was a church.

Re: [Video]

[kissthegrell]

I saw... I don't know.. it was a street a damn dirty street now how do I get out of here?

[Video]

[wandthief]

You cannot. Everybody is trapped and powerless...

[Video]

[kissthegrell]

Trapped? May be, but I'm never powerless. Watch this!

[Grell snatches at his hip to pull out his scythe and...

Nothing]

Ahhh! Wahh?

[Video]

[wandthief]

If you have any magic it's gone now.

[Gellert muses thoughtfully, watching Grell.]

I, myself, am a wizard.

[Video]

[kissthegrell]

Ahhhhhhhh!

[Grell just howls, screeching]

[Video]

[wandthief]

.... Calm yourself, Fraulein. There are ways that you can get your powers back.

[Video]

[kissthegrell]

[Whimper... whimper...]

How? The other one said I had to have some kind of OPERATION! It's quite horrible! I'll need someone to hold my hand and bring me flowers and take care of me!

[Video]

[wandthief]

Yes, I have been told that too. That they have to cut you open. I have been debating other options, as there must be some other way.

I'm not sure if I trust this muggle method.

Re: [Video]

[kissthegrell]

Wait... they really cut you? What's a muggle?

[Video]

[wandthief]

So I've heard - and the thing could be anywhere in your body...

A muggle... is a non-magical human.

[Video]

[kissthegrell]

Anywhere? You mean... a handsome doctor will be looking ALL OVER my beautiful body... looking for a place to CUT?

Why didn't someone say so sooner? Let's go!

[Video]

[wandthief]

They may not be handsome, Fraulein...

[Gellert looks amused.]

Re: [Video]

[kissthegrell]

May... not be... HEY YOU'RE MEAN!

[Video]

[wandthief]

Never. I am merely stating a truth.

Re: [Video]

[kissthegrell]

[Humph]

Just like a man to ruin a girl's fun.

[Video]

[wandthief]

You may be the most interesting girl I've ever seen...