Eridan: Respond to rumors of HOT STEAMY SECRET ROMANCES.

[shellfish]

wwoww rude!
you dont go around judgin people for their quadrants
and it isnt evven official so thats just gossipy gossip you bitchass motherfuckers
go roll in your owwn phlegm or wwhatevver type of humor you assholes havve
you havve four of them accordin to this book

and for the record dont judge me!

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voice.

[dewebbed]

[ he's been trying to come up with a legitimate response to that broadcast without sounding like a jerk for about an hour now, so this was a pleasant surprise.

kind of. ]

...Uh, well. Haha. This is really weird, huh?

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[shellfish]

Wwhy wwould anyone do somethin like that?

voice.

[dewebbed]

People like talking about other people, I guess. We haven't had anything happen for a couple weeks, so they're probably getting bored.

[ a pause ] And the weirdo news lady seemed even crazier than usual this time. I guess the only really weird part was that we were the first two people she picked out!

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[shellfish]

Yeah, I mean, it's like they can read our think pans or somethin.

voice.

[dewebbed]

Read our minds? What do you mean? [ sorry eridan jack is oblivious ]

voice.

[shellfish]

You know, they knew what to say because they could read minds.

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[fourseasons]

I believe this sort of behavior will only encourage them.

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[shellfish]

howw is it encourgin them
i just insulted them from a psychological
at least im tryin to with this psychology book

it is vvery intriguin by the wwavve

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[fourseasons]

It is just that I believe their intent was to cause a reaction in Eridan.

Ah, but Eridan is reading a psychology book? That seems to be a good use of time.

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[shellfish]

that is just silly japan
it is too late for them to become kismesis wwith me noww
ivve already got my fins set on someone else

not really
its fuckin borin

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[fourseasons]

Is that so?
May I ask who?

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[mayshereign]

And what is a quadrant, in this context? [Needs to know what it is so she can judge him!]

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[shellfish]

you knoww
romance and junk
the kind of things wwhere you humans only havve <3
and wwe havve <3 <3< <> and c3<

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[mayshereign]

You might have to explain further, dear.

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[shellfish]

red black pale grey

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[gochuugoku]

[What on earth is this? ...And the texting style.]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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[shellfish]

rude
dont you read the newws
or listen
or wwhatevver

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[gochuugoku]

Oh, you mean with those weird people? I thought it was some strange Western show.

If it helps, I didn't believe the bit they said about the 'steamy romance.'

[He can tell by the frequency that this is the Eridan they mentioned on the news.

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[shellfish]

steamy romance isnt me you asshat!!!

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[gochuugoku]

I can tell...

I'm not even interested in such things. If you ask me, I'd rather have people keep it to themselves.

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[entreats]

So you're the other half of Jack's wild love affair, huh.

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[shellfish]

it
its not a lovve affair!!!

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[entreats]

The people on the news seemed really insistent on all of it, though. Did you want to keep it hidden for a little longer?

[ she's just trolling a little bit, honestly. ]

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[shellfish]

yes
i mean
no no it isnt true!
its just gossipy gossip and tryin to ruin good names the names of hyland and ampora
so just shut your rude soul up and quit speakin of it!

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[entreats]

I didn't know Jack had that much of a reputation.

In fact, he probably has one more so now they've told everyone here that than before. [ forgive her, Jack.. ]