Eridan: Respond to rumors of HOT STEAMY SECRET ROMANCES.

[shellfish]

wwoww rude!
you dont go around judgin people for their quadrants
and it isnt evven official so thats just gossipy gossip you bitchass motherfuckers
go roll in your owwn phlegm or wwhatevver type of humor you assholes havve
you havve four of them accordin to this book

and for the record dont judge me!

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[shellfish]

he doesnt
and if he did
oh wwell noww i guess hes saddled up wwith this forsaken reputation of steamy hot romances
farwwell jacks reputation
alas you didnt get the chance to do great deeds and a many things

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[entreats]

Maybe he could go write romance novels instead then, if he's known for his steamy hot romances with you by now. It'll be a hit, I'm sure.