Eridan: Respond to rumors of HOT STEAMY SECRET ROMANCES.

[shellfish]

wwoww rude!
you dont go around judgin people for their quadrants
and it isnt evven official so thats just gossipy gossip you bitchass motherfuckers
go roll in your owwn phlegm or wwhatevver type of humor you assholes havve
you havve four of them accordin to this book

and for the record dont judge me!

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[dewebbed]

[ he's been trying to come up with a legitimate response to that broadcast without sounding like a jerk for about an hour now, so this was a pleasant surprise.

kind of. ]

...Uh, well. Haha. This is really weird, huh?

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[fourseasons]

I believe this sort of behavior will only encourage them.

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[mayshereign]

And what is a quadrant, in this context? [Needs to know what it is so she can judge him!]

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[gochuugoku]

[What on earth is this? ...And the texting style.]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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[entreats]

So you're the other half of Jack's wild love affair, huh.