Eridan: Respond to rumors of HOT STEAMY SECRET ROMANCES.

[shellfish]

wwoww rude!
you dont go around judgin people for their quadrants
and it isnt evven official so thats just gossipy gossip you bitchass motherfuckers
go roll in your owwn phlegm or wwhatevver type of humor you assholes havve
you havve four of them accordin to this book

and for the record dont judge me!

Comments

[ action ]

[shellfish]

Do I LOOK alright? And thank you for the sandwwich.

[ Now lo and behold as Eridan devours the sandwich in one go. Okok, he's just like. Furiously eating it like he hasn't eaten in months.]

[ action ]

[fourseasons]

...Ah... it is no trouble at all.

[Holy geez.]

[ action ]

[shellfish]

Noww, wwhat wwe're wwe talkin about?

[ action ]

[fourseasons]

Ah, yes... Eridan expressed interest in someone for a kismesis. I was simply curious as to who it is...

[ action ]

[shellfish]

Oh. It's... wwell, you knoww... [Eridan just kind of fumbles and mumbles the name.] I just, their ancestor...