Eridan: Respond to rumors of HOT STEAMY SECRET ROMANCES.

[shellfish]

wwoww rude!
you dont go around judgin people for their quadrants
and it isnt evven official so thats just gossipy gossip you bitchass motherfuckers
go roll in your owwn phlegm or wwhatevver type of humor you assholes havve
you havve four of them accordin to this book

and for the record dont judge me!

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[gochuugoku]

Oh, you mean with those weird people? I thought it was some strange Western show.

If it helps, I didn't believe the bit they said about the 'steamy romance.'

[He can tell by the frequency that this is the Eridan they mentioned on the news.

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[shellfish]

steamy romance isnt me you asshat!!!

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[gochuugoku]

I can tell...

I'm not even interested in such things. If you ask me, I'd rather have people keep it to themselves.

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[shellfish]

wwell it wwas kept hidden but someone ahd to go blab it awway wwith their glubbin!!!

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[gochuugoku]

But weren't you just saying that it wasn't true? Or were you admitting that what they broadcasted was genuine?

[Young people these days.]

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[shellfish]

DO NOT QUESTION ME

[gochuugoku]

All right. Sorry.

So you are Eridan, right?

[He can't remember his previous stays at the moment so...]