shadesofred: (The coolest thing to do is join us.)
shadesofred ([personal profile] shadesofred) wrote in [community profile] discedo2012-04-01 03:51 pm

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I think this is a long overdue announcement. My girly heart just can't bear this secret anymore! Or something stupid like that. My heart's actually been still for like, a thousand years now, so it's more full of coagulated blood and maggots than secrets. But I guess that's why it can't bear it anymore! It's too frail from all the creepy-crawlies eating it!

[ She is having way too much fun with this. Actually, she usually has fun with elaborate blackmail schemes, but it's been a while since she's had a whole audience to mess with. Marceline gives a dramatic sigh––you know, the kind you'd hear from the ~damsel in distress~ in a particularly old movie. ]

World, get ready for a shocker, because here it comes: I, Marceline the Vampire Queen, am the girlfriend of Sadiq What's-his-Face.

[ From the way she's talking, you can pretty much imagine her doing this. ]

He's just as scrumptious as a strawberry cupcake! Underneath his jerky exterior, there's a man with a heart of gold and cinnamon and whatever else you can imagine that's awesome. We hold hands all the time. It's fantabulous. I don't even mind that he's so sweaty.

So why am I telling you all this? Oh, no reason! Just thought I'd bring a little light into your dismal lives. And to prove that not all vampires are heartless maneaters. I'm sure my schnookems will readily agree.

[ Yeah she's semi up to date on current events. Hey, may as well make the most of this arrangement. (Not that she really cares if people view her badly but some days it's good to know that garlic won't be thrown at you.) ]

That's all. You can all continue on with your daily routines now.
reobserves: (what should i do)

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[personal profile] reobserves 2012-04-06 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SHE IS, IN FACT, NOT THE ICE KING. But she is a psychotic killer who's way too obsessed with him and this is exactly why he doesn't want her to meet female friends of his'..! I mean, he cares about Marceline and doesn't want her to get shanked be hurt by Yuno. ]

... I don't think that's such a good idea. [ And for once he sounds serious rather than just socially awkward. ]
reobserves: (though the words sound steady)

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[personal profile] reobserves 2012-04-06 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He does not know, okay. Despite Marceline already being creepy as heck to him at times.. ]

Because.. [ okay, fiddling to lock this-- there we go. ] Yuno is..

... Um.. Yuno is.. let's say a little possessive. Or rather, overprotective. Or both.
reobserves: (i can't be stopped)

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[personal profile] reobserves 2012-04-06 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, Yukiteru loves her despite all of that, so.. yeah. Not really normal either. ]

See, the problem is that even if I do tell her that, she won't listen to it. She would probably lash out at you the moment she sees you.
reobserves: (to testing the present)

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[personal profile] reobserves 2012-04-06 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
... [ there's a sigh. ]

I don't think I'll ever really understand you.. But.. please listen to me at least on this one, okay?
reobserves: (repeating deep)

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[personal profile] reobserves 2012-04-07 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well, a delay gives him more time to work things out, at least, so.. he nods a little to himself. ]

Yes. That's fine, so.. um.. thanks for understanding. It's just for the best, I promise!
reobserves: (like it's your last)

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[personal profile] reobserves 2012-04-12 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ no, it was just going so well, he thought he had this controlled..!! ]

Y-you know, that sounds almost scary.. [ scratch that, definitely scary. ]
reobserves: (our love will heal)

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[personal profile] reobserves 2012-04-14 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Normally people aren't flattered when they're being called scary, you know.. I'm sure Yuno wouldn't want me to call her that either. [ even though he did it all the time. ]