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discedo2012-04-01 03:51 pm
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I think this is a long overdue announcement. My girly heart just can't bear this secret anymore! Or something stupid like that. My heart's actually been still for like, a thousand years now, so it's more full of coagulated blood and maggots than secrets. But I guess that's why it can't bear it anymore! It's too frail from all the creepy-crawlies eating it!
[ She is having way too much fun with this. Actually, she usually has fun with elaborate blackmail schemes, but it's been a while since she's had a whole audience to mess with. Marceline gives a dramatic sigh––you know, the kind you'd hear from the ~damsel in distress~ in a particularly old movie. ]
World, get ready for a shocker, because here it comes: I, Marceline the Vampire Queen, am the girlfriend of Sadiq What's-his-Face.
[ From the way she's talking, you can pretty much imagine her doing this. ]
He's just as scrumptious as a strawberry cupcake! Underneath his jerky exterior, there's a man with a heart of gold and cinnamon and whatever else you can imagine that's awesome. We hold hands all the time. It's fantabulous. I don't even mind that he's so sweaty.
So why am I telling you all this? Oh, no reason! Just thought I'd bring a little light into your dismal lives. And to prove that not all vampires are heartless maneaters. I'm sure my schnookems will readily agree.
[ Yeah she's semi up to date on current events. Hey, may as well make the most of this arrangement. (Not that she really cares if people view her badly but some days it's good to know that garlic won't be thrown at you.) ]
That's all. You can all continue on with your daily routines now.
[ She is having way too much fun with this. Actually, she usually has fun with elaborate blackmail schemes, but it's been a while since she's had a whole audience to mess with. Marceline gives a dramatic sigh––you know, the kind you'd hear from the ~damsel in distress~ in a particularly old movie. ]
World, get ready for a shocker, because here it comes: I, Marceline the Vampire Queen, am the girlfriend of Sadiq What's-his-Face.
[ From the way she's talking, you can pretty much imagine her doing this. ]
He's just as scrumptious as a strawberry cupcake! Underneath his jerky exterior, there's a man with a heart of gold and cinnamon and whatever else you can imagine that's awesome. We hold hands all the time. It's fantabulous. I don't even mind that he's so sweaty.
So why am I telling you all this? Oh, no reason! Just thought I'd bring a little light into your dismal lives. And to prove that not all vampires are heartless maneaters. I'm sure my schnookems will readily agree.
[ Yeah she's semi up to date on current events. Hey, may as well make the most of this arrangement. (Not that she really cares if people view her badly but some days it's good to know that garlic won't be thrown at you.) ]
That's all. You can all continue on with your daily routines now.
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get shankedbe hurt by Yuno. ]... I don't think that's such a good idea. [ And for once he sounds serious rather than just socially awkward. ]
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Also pink hair. Gotta love the pink hair.]Why not? [ The tone catches her off guard. NOW SHE'S INTRIGUED. ]
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Because.. [ okay, fiddling to lock this-- there we go. ] Yuno is..
... Um.. Yuno is.. let's say a little possessive. Or rather, overprotective. Or both.
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If it helps, you can tell her that I've already got a guy. And since you're not dead yet, she can take that on good faith that I've got no intention to drain your blood and leave you a withered corpse!
Honestly, she sounds like the kind of person I'd want to hang with.
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See, the problem is that even if I do tell her that, she won't listen to it. She would probably lash out at you the moment she sees you.
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[ unless she just starts yelling instead of fighting. that's never fun 8((( ]
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I don't think I'll ever really understand you.. But.. please listen to me at least on this one, okay?
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Sound fair?
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Yes. That's fine, so.. um.. thanks for understanding. It's just for the best, I promise!
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[ who knows if she's messing with him or genuine about this. probably both. ]
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Y-you know, that sounds almost scary.. [ scratch that, definitely scary. ]
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