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shadesofred ([personal profile] shadesofred) wrote in [community profile] discedo2012-04-01 03:51 pm

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I think this is a long overdue announcement. My girly heart just can't bear this secret anymore! Or something stupid like that. My heart's actually been still for like, a thousand years now, so it's more full of coagulated blood and maggots than secrets. But I guess that's why it can't bear it anymore! It's too frail from all the creepy-crawlies eating it!

[ She is having way too much fun with this. Actually, she usually has fun with elaborate blackmail schemes, but it's been a while since she's had a whole audience to mess with. Marceline gives a dramatic sigh––you know, the kind you'd hear from the ~damsel in distress~ in a particularly old movie. ]

World, get ready for a shocker, because here it comes: I, Marceline the Vampire Queen, am the girlfriend of Sadiq What's-his-Face.

[ From the way she's talking, you can pretty much imagine her doing this. ]

He's just as scrumptious as a strawberry cupcake! Underneath his jerky exterior, there's a man with a heart of gold and cinnamon and whatever else you can imagine that's awesome. We hold hands all the time. It's fantabulous. I don't even mind that he's so sweaty.

So why am I telling you all this? Oh, no reason! Just thought I'd bring a little light into your dismal lives. And to prove that not all vampires are heartless maneaters. I'm sure my schnookems will readily agree.

[ Yeah she's semi up to date on current events. Hey, may as well make the most of this arrangement. (Not that she really cares if people view her badly but some days it's good to know that garlic won't be thrown at you.) ]

That's all. You can all continue on with your daily routines now.
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Still not sure if I'd want one.
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhhh..

[BOTH?????]

Nevermind. Though for starters, the las' name's Adnan! Actual one's Türkiye Cumhuriyeti.
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[... oh. adskjld]

Like, the human one's mostly jus' a pseudonym?
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
... So yer an alien vampire.

Country! As what woulda been obvious.
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ya shoulda recognized my name then! Right??

Republic, but yeah.
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah.

S'okay, not like yer s'posta be able to tell or anythin'. An' then some keep it quiet, cuz! Right.

[suddenly more articulate than usual!!]
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ya say that at other places, it gets ya put in an insane asylum.
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-02 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[what]

... Humans are a rarity?
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-06 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
["mushroom war". welp.] ... So, what? Ya live after World War III or somethin'?

How's he gonna breed?
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-06 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[fuuu. also, J U D G I N G.]

Well, duh! The human race's gotta live on somehow!!
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-06 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Why'd ya think that?
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-06 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

No way! I'm too old for everyone here.
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[personal profile] scimitar 2012-04-06 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Like, a few thousand years or somethin'!

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