audio | Chip Event (Forward dated to April 1st)

[gochuugoku]

[Coming from China's comm today is a series of random notes from his bamboo flute. Doesn't sound like the usual expertise he displays. What about the whole "changing color phenomenon"? Well, he's already had his freak out, so now he's feeling slightly better. Then... you may or may not hear the sound of him taking in a big breath before--]

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

[The flute makes a very high pitch cry as China blows all his air into the instrument. Then, again, comes the--]

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

[He keeps doing it. Taking a deep breath. Blowing with all his might into the instrument. Hopefully no one becomes deaf because of him.]

[OOC: As a result from getting his chip removed, China's become a child again, a child who can't speak or understand any language besides his own. All tags will be answered with not4000yet. (Forgot, can't comment with that account since it isn't part of the discedo community.) This is only the first phase of the chip after effects. Feel free to yell at him, or whatever you like!]

Comments

[voice]

[gochuugoku]

Um... Y-Yes!

[voice]

[straw_hat]

Hm... can you read?

[voice]

[gochuugoku]

[Wait... Okay, he can't really understand what Luffy's asking, but he'll just answer with:] Yes!

[But yes, he can most definitely read.]

[voice --> text]

[straw_hat]

Okay! [And he switches to text.]

Can you read this?

[text]

[gochuugoku]

Yes, I can! It's so much easier to understand you now!

[text]

[straw_hat]

Great! So, who are you?

[text]

[gochuugoku]

I am China! Though, sometimes people call me Wang Yao too.

[text]

[straw_hat]

Oh, so it IS you! Thought so, we're friends!

[Text]

[gochuugoku]

We are?

[Text]

[straw_hat]

Yeah! But you're a brat now, so I guess you don't remember.

[Text]

[gochuugoku]

How rude! I am not a brat! I am China, the future empire! And I happen to be centuries old, it's just that the lack of unity in my country has prevented my body from growing physically.

[straw_hat]

You still look like a brat.

Lack of unity? Are people bitching [Probably shouldn't swear.] fighting?

[gochuugoku]

Yes. My land is but separate states, each with its own dialect.

[straw_hat]

That's gotta be confusing. Can't you just make 'em get along?

[gochuugoku]

I have tried, but for some reason it is difficult for them to see that we are one people. Then many of the generals are power hungry too, they only want to enlarge their reputations.

People here have told me that the fighting will not last forever, so that is a good thing! They say it will end soon.

[straw_hat]

Aaah, power hungry bastards jerks.

Guess that's good! But that's a lot of weight on a kid's shoulders.

[gochuugoku]

It is and very tiring, but I'm willing to go through it for my people.

[straw_hat]

You're kinda strong for a kid.

[gochuugoku]

I have to be if I want to be an empire when I grow up.

[straw_hat]

You're not gonna try to do everything yourself, right? Even if you're strong and gonna be even stronger someday, you should still get people to help you out.

[gochuugoku]

I have no one to really help me right now, though. Everyone looks to me support, I do not have anyone to look to support for myself. At least not yet, so I was told.

I was told that I am going to have a real family in the future!

[straw_hat]

Sheesh, all on a kid? That's kinda dumb.

Wait, you don't have a family NOW?

[gochuugoku]

No, I am an only child and I do not know my parents. But I found a big sister to look after me while I am here! She is very nice too!

[straw_hat]

That's good! Family's really important to have. Friends, too.

[gochuugoku]

I have made plenty of friends here already! It is as though they have known me before.