audio | Chip Event (Forward dated to April 1st)

[gochuugoku]

[Coming from China's comm today is a series of random notes from his bamboo flute. Doesn't sound like the usual expertise he displays. What about the whole "changing color phenomenon"? Well, he's already had his freak out, so now he's feeling slightly better. Then... you may or may not hear the sound of him taking in a big breath before--]

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

[The flute makes a very high pitch cry as China blows all his air into the instrument. Then, again, comes the--]

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

[He keeps doing it. Taking a deep breath. Blowing with all his might into the instrument. Hopefully no one becomes deaf because of him.]

[OOC: As a result from getting his chip removed, China's become a child again, a child who can't speak or understand any language besides his own. All tags will be answered with not4000yet. (Forgot, can't comment with that account since it isn't part of the discedo community.) This is only the first phase of the chip after effects. Feel free to yell at him, or whatever you like!]

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[kungfublackfrog]

[How? Oh god, please don't say the scientists screwed with his memories again.]

I've known you for awhile now.

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[gochuugoku]

Have you? What is your name then?

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[kungfublackfrog]

It's Adam.

What's the last thing you remember?

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[gochuugoku]

Adam? That's such a weird name.

Well, I was on my way to listen to the philosophers.

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[kungfublackfrog]

[Was there people like that here? Or was it...]

Do you know what year it is?

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[gochuugoku]

Of course I do. It is 220! [And if Adam remembers how long the country has been around, he'll know that Yao means 220 BC...]

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[kungfublackfrog]

[Either way, that's old. Oh crap, what did the scientist do now?]

Oh boy, that far huh?

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[gochuugoku]

No.

[Because it's his current time, technically.]

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[kungfublackfrog]

[Crap, what do?]

This might be a little hard to explain but...

[Ok, he's calling Hong Kong because he's the first person he knows that can deal with baby!China.]

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[gochuugoku]

Your device is on!

[Because that's how you say 'hello' here, right?]

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[kungfublackfrog]

So is yours.

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[gochuugoku]

?