[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[fourseasons]

Water is important to everyone, but I am not sure if it is significant in any way...

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[bauhinia]

this kinda thing usually lasts a few days yeah?

how do i eat like this?

[fierybluebird]

Then what does it matter? Why is that such a big deal?

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[dreamsonwings]

No, it's been out since September.

[That's right, Marco doesn't know about the little 'gift' Weiss decided to put in her. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.]</small

[fierybluebird]

Oh. He does have that new pet though.

[shellfish]

because sevven is only one swweep awway from becomin an adult you jerk!

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[fierybluebird]

What really?

[He's not even sure why she'd need it out.]

EH?! Am I the only one not getting something?

[Moults some sparkly feathers. Much to his annoyance.]

[fierybluebird]

But that's what I mean. You don't have to have all your quadrants filled before being an adult now.

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[fierybluebird]

Try coal!

[So helpful.]

[shellfish]

um if you wwant to die maybe

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[bauhinia]

haha very funny

unless you're serious

in which case i feel like that's gonna make it worse

[fierybluebird]

No, who's going to kill you for being single here?

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[fierybluebird]

I guess you could lean to appreciate burnt foods. Or soup.

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[bauhinia]

man this is awful

can i turn into a phoenix again

because that was cool

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[fierybluebird]

Sorry, I don't have any control over it or I would trade you. It'd be cool to have my flames actually burn shit.

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[bauhinia]

i'm sorry too

don't mean to get all freaked out

not that i'm freaked out or anything

also i don't think i can burn stuff

i just puked fire all over my bed and nothing happened

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[dreamsonwings]

Yeah, I thought I could help out more with it out.

Wait, you want this?!

[playwitchu]

Its okay.... She is probably happier where she is now.

[fourseasons]

Yes... but I have no such thing. Marco truly hasn't noticed anything with himself? Perhaps it is that he already has powers...

[fierybluebird]

You're a country. Isn't that a power? Or second species or whatever?

[fierybluebird]

You think so?

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[straw_hat]

[Okay, now he's just laughing so hard he's holding his sides and tears are coming out. because holy shit, you get those jokes, too.]

[playwitchu]

Yeah, she didn't seem too happy here. Then again, she also didn't like a lot of people.

[fourseasons]

...I do not think so. I'm quite human, as well... And it is not as if I can lift whales like America-san. The animal, I mean...

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[gochuugoku]

What is with people and bread here? [He's completely soaked in water and is it... raining where he is?]

I know it's good and all, but I personally think rice is better. It's a hardy crop.