[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Oh. He does have that new pet though.

[fourseasons]

Yes... but I have no such thing. Marco truly hasn't noticed anything with himself? Perhaps it is that he already has powers...

[fierybluebird]

You're a country. Isn't that a power? Or second species or whatever?

[fourseasons]

...I do not think so. I'm quite human, as well... And it is not as if I can lift whales like America-san. The animal, I mean...

[fierybluebird]

HE PICKS UP WHALES?!

[No. Even for One Piece; that's fucking insane.]

[fourseasons]

He can... Ah, he only came to my house to befriend them, so I'm not sure.

[fierybluebird]

[Stares at.]

Well, befriending them is perfectly normal.

[Back to weird he goes.]

Picking them up... unless it was as small as a killer whale, even Joz couldn't do that.

[fourseasons]

Ah, I assure you, America-san has something I would call "super strength"...

[fierybluebird]

Garp. [Shakes his head.]

[fourseasons]

[Just sort of glancing down at their hands thoughtfully.]

In any case, I suppose the best there is to do is wait...

[fierybluebird]

Or you could prank everyone!

[fourseasons]

I do not believe that is the first thing that should come to mind...

[fierybluebird]

Why not?! It's a legitimate purpose.

[fourseasons]

Marco is always "pranking"... but that is not an activity I enjoy.

1/2

[fierybluebird]

What... really?

[Oh gosh. That icon. Marco will just be all. Oh noez what if I offended him and such here.]

[fierybluebird]

Ahhh are you still mad at me for the doubles prank?

[fourseasons]

...Not angry.

[He does fold his arms though, which is a sign of... something? And looks somewhere else.]

It has happened that one of my friends has been split in two, before... So I was not sure.

[fierybluebird]

What... really?

Ah like a civil war?

[fourseasons]

[He's actually a bit surprised Marco got that.]

Yes, that's what it was.

[fierybluebird]

[Rubs his temples briefly.]

For me to have a civil war like that... There's nothing that could cause it. Blackbeard leaving was excruciating, but the way he did it he stopped being nakama. It'd be like one of your island literally destroying another one and running away while plotting to kill you.

Don't worry Bushido, at best there will just be more of me, not two halves.

[fourseasons]

M-marco is not a country, so I would not think that...

[Frowning.] It is simply that the idea of Marco becoming two people was no longer quite so strange. Ah, but very well.

[fierybluebird]

I still think it's similar.

[Turns into a bird and flomps on him. Well... flomps somewhere anyway, shedding feathers everywhere and mumbles an irritated chirp about it.]

[fourseasons]

[He grows quiet, glancing down to Marco and petting him lightly.]

[fierybluebird]

[Snuggles and chirps a bunch more, before shaking his head and trying to change back.]

[fourseasons]

[He blinks and moves his arms away to let him.]

Eh?