[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[fourseasons]

It seems strange that such a power could be transferred to me...

[He'll reappear in the middle of that sentence.]

[playwitchu]

I know that! But why make a post about it?

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[straw_hat]

... [Just silence for a while. And then:]

Marco, did you eat the birdseed that went bad? [Because when people/phoenixes eat food that went bad, they get all funny.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Laughs.]

No, it's a joke, eh.

[fierybluebird]

[A shrug.] So everyone could see what a great couple they are.

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[straw_hat]

Oooooooooooh. [Excuse him while the gears turn.

And turn.

And turn oh-so-slowly.

FINALLY:] PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Guess who got it.]

[fierybluebird]

[Thinks it over.]

Maybe you have an invisible best friend and don't know it. Or ... [Well. No. He kind of... doesn't really want to bring up the whole mythological creatures and how Japan can't see them now :<] or maybe it's random, eh?

I mean why water for China? He's not even an island nation.

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[Still off screen but he can see a bit of feathers where she's standing.]

I-I don't know! How did I get wings?!

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[fierybluebird]

[Laughs more. Congrats Luffy, you're the only one who got it. Even if it did require Marco to explain it was in fact, a joke.]

You like that one, huh?

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

EHHH?!?! [ooc: what color are they?]

First Japan, now this???

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[straw_hat]

Shishishishi, yeah! I really like the "they'll be together forever"!

Well, until you poop 'em out.

AHAHA OH MY GOD

[dewebbed]

[ Jack is just...staring. He actually wasn't expecting Marco to really pull something off. I mean, he's laughing, too, but...man.

The video clicks on to Jack staring intently, failing to hide a smile, in the Gendo pose. Because. After a pause- ]

...Dude, that eating them part? Really creepy.

[shellfish]

I KNOWW A MATCH MADE IN HEAVVEN FOR JACK

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[bauhinia]

Yeah, no wonder you're with Japan. You're like, two food lovers in love.

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[fierybluebird]

Then they'll be together there too.

[Oh Luffy... and people think Marco is weird.]

1/2

[fierybluebird]

[He can't help it. Marco just falls to pieces laughing at that, deadpan composure or not.]

XDDDD

[fierybluebird]

[He quickly gets it back under control though, complete with deadpan joking.]

Eh?? Creepy? [Mock shock.] Of course not! It's romantic. Don't try to disrupt their honeymoon! [Okay... mostly deadpan, he's nearly laughing at the end there.]

[fierybluebird]

Yeah? What's that?

[playwitchu]

You are wierder then Auntie!

(But she couldn't help but to giggle.)

[shellfish]

um
wwhale
i cant tell you that

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

[Go with purple like her hair.]

Wait, other people have problems too?

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[fierybluebird]

He does have some pretty strong feelings about food, eh.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh. M. Gee. CUTE.]

China is shooting water and Japan keeps turning invisible. I can't do anything at all!

[fierybluebird]

"Auntie?"

[fierybluebird]

Why not? If it's someone he already has, he told me.