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[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

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I'm not worried about anyone hunting me. I was the right hand man to a pirate emperor, people have always been hunting me. It just wouldn't be any good to expose everyone else's secrets for my own selfish gain... If I reveal that there are other phoenixes out there, I'd be endangering them more than myself, I'm not the one who needs to hide, eh?
Maybe there's a way to just show Japan though...

[Nods about the Spirit world, though for now he's just going to get it drop.]

I'd be honored if you called me that Cube. [Completely serious.]

And if they send you back I'll really hunt them down and kick their asses. I almost did when they sent Ace back, but I've still got little brothers to watch and Japan reminded me he hadn't really enjoyed being here as much as I enjoyed having him here I think.

I think I have enough to build a case against them after about a year's worth of experiences.

[ Ange is always deadpan, either way - even if not as much in an obvious teasing sense. ]

That... That is true.

Isn't there some other way for Japan-san to recognize you? What if you became famous?

[Don't mind him. He'll just blush a little more.]

Thank you, Aniki.

[Even though that's more informal, it seems to suit Marco better from Cube's perspective.]

You don't have to. J-Just promise me that if I were to leave and not return... promise me you'll look after Flandre-chan. Please. She has lost most her other family and- [he's getting rather upset even thinking about it, but he must be sure someone does this.] And I don't want her to withdraw from everyone. She... she is rather fragile inside.

He sounds like a great man if you ask me.

Thank you. Hopefully I will solve this soon. I am sorry for cutting our conversation so short, but I really just can't think right now.

[Well, if you think that's all, think again. Unseen, China hands the gear back to Xi Shi for a moment, but when she takes it into her mouth she accidentally turns the feed to back to video. Marco will only catch a glance of white among the trees, for China's already retreated so only the end of his hair is visible.

Then the feed turns off.]

I do not believe that is the first thing that should come to mind...

Seriously?

[ He pauses, seemingly thinking about it. ]

Well, as long as I don't set my food on fire or something, I guess it's not too bad. [ He's smoking again now. ]

I don't know about that. After all, I can't make comparisons if I don't know much about your world.

What would you like to know? Pirates are a broad topic for my world, eh? The entire era was named the Great Age of Pirates. Though some called it Whitebeard's Era. [By some... he means Ace. But it was done in a very badass way so it counts.]

It's definitely cool. Maybe you're a smoke dragon.

Without a doubt, he was the best I've ever known.

[Turns into a phoenix randomly and continues to babble on about his Daddy in a series of happy chirps.]

Why not?! It's a legitimate purpose.

Absolutely. Don't forget the sexual harassment via festive overhanging plants.

Marco is always "pranking"... but that is not an activity I enjoy.

Whitebeard? That must've been something or someone very great indeed to name an entire era after.

A smoke dragon. [ He sizes that up. ] Yeah, that does sound kinda cool.

Possibly. But I'd almost have to become a world leader, and I don't think I can do that and still have him remember that I won't die. Ah... as it is, I'm a little more concerned that trying such a thing might indeed kill me, especially as a world leader that would make for a lot crazier people hunting and trying to get that power for themselves. I thought... if I did it as fiction then at least he'd remember, right? But you're right... how would I convince him from there I was real?

[Makes a flaming blue heart with his hands for Cube at the name aniki.]

I will. Absolutely. She's adorable. And this makes her my niece, eh? [Rubs his chin.] I always wanted to be an Uncle.

I wish you could have too, eh?

Ah... I see. You fought him?

[Not even a shape-shifter that can take on any form she sees~?]

.... Does that mean he also have a low IQ? [Not sure if she can handle another Luffy.] But... I could try and meet him.

That will make you even more special then! Especially to Japan~ [Oh yes, she wants to tease him a little with a small giggle.]

See? It's almost as good as being a phoenix, eh? Enjoy it while it lasts.

Hmmm... Only real way is to try it, I suppose. Unless japan-san can give us more insight on it.

[Cube seems to calm a bit at the heart, and more so at the whole Uncle thing. It makes him blush. This is the first time anyone has really made a reference to Flandre being his daughter.]

T-Thank you. She really is. Sometimes she may be difficult but she always means well.

Aniki makes a great uncle... making us melon bread and everything.

What... really?

[Oh gosh. That icon. Marco will just be all. Oh noez what if I offended him and such here.]

Ahhh are you still mad at me for the doubles prank?

Yes and no. America's IQ is probably pretty high, he's just... he doesn't use it for normal things.

Hah, you think so? [Oh well the teasing fails, as Marco just smirks.] I'd certainly hate to see him with another phoenix after all.

My father!

He was the strongest man in the world. And the best. Even his enemies respected him.

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