[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[Video]

[loyal_cube]

That... That is true.

Isn't there some other way for Japan-san to recognize you? What if you became famous?

[Don't mind him. He'll just blush a little more.]

Thank you, Aniki.

[Even though that's more informal, it seems to suit Marco better from Cube's perspective.]

You don't have to. J-Just promise me that if I were to leave and not return... promise me you'll look after Flandre-chan. Please. She has lost most her other family and- [he's getting rather upset even thinking about it, but he must be sure someone does this.] And I don't want her to withdraw from everyone. She... she is rather fragile inside.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Possibly. But I'd almost have to become a world leader, and I don't think I can do that and still have him remember that I won't die. Ah... as it is, I'm a little more concerned that trying such a thing might indeed kill me, especially as a world leader that would make for a lot crazier people hunting and trying to get that power for themselves. I thought... if I did it as fiction then at least he'd remember, right? But you're right... how would I convince him from there I was real?

[Makes a flaming blue heart with his hands for Cube at the name aniki.]

I will. Absolutely. She's adorable. And this makes her my niece, eh? [Rubs his chin.] I always wanted to be an Uncle.

[Video]

[loyal_cube]

Hmmm... Only real way is to try it, I suppose. Unless japan-san can give us more insight on it.

[Cube seems to calm a bit at the heart, and more so at the whole Uncle thing. It makes him blush. This is the first time anyone has really made a reference to Flandre being his daughter.]

T-Thank you. She really is. Sometimes she may be difficult but she always means well.

Aniki makes a great uncle... making us melon bread and everything.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

If I can convince him it even can be done.

[This time it's Marco's turn to blush some.] Hah... it's nothing... besides I've dealt with a lot of rough lost boys, eh? Kids like Ace or Eridan are a lot harder I think. It'd be nice to try my hand with a girl for a change.

And Flandre just makes me want to find a way to make her a bunch of tea parties.