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discedo2012-08-02 03:45 pm
crabbygenius) wrote in discedo2012-08-02 03:45 pm
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[When the video pops on, Washu is sitting at her desk in her office at the hospital. Don't mind the clutter. She's still reorganizing.]
Alright, listen up. I have a few things to say. First, as everyone may now know, the chip location has been revealed by one of our lovely scientists. One of the ones not trying to kill us. Because of the delicate placement, I really need to ask everyone not to try and remove it themselves. Please come to the hospital and located a medical professional better equipped for extraction.
Unless you want to be deaf~. Then by all means, go for it. I just want to be able to watch and laugh at your stupidity~.
Second~. If anyone sees a statue that looks like an angel covering its eyes with its hands, please run away and let everyone know.
Now~ For my last point before everyone decides to ask. Yes, I will do chip removals. IF you are interesting enough.
Alright, listen up. I have a few things to say. First, as everyone may now know, the chip location has been revealed by one of our lovely scientists. One of the ones not trying to kill us. Because of the delicate placement, I really need to ask everyone not to try and remove it themselves. Please come to the hospital and located a medical professional better equipped for extraction.
Unless you want to be deaf~. Then by all means, go for it. I just want to be able to watch and laugh at your stupidity~.
Second~. If anyone sees a statue that looks like an angel covering its eyes with its hands, please run away and let everyone know.
Now~ For my last point before everyone decides to ask. Yes, I will do chip removals. IF you are interesting enough.
Re: video;;
Would you believe me when I say I was born this way~? There's no product involved when it comes to my hair. It's all natural and if you don't believe me, perhaps we can arrange a private showing sometime~.
As for the chip removal, getting it out will make you sick for a few days and your abilities will come back, though take a week to settle. Which means they will go haywire. Afterwards, you're back to normal.
video;;
Kierkegaard non, c'est impossible! It is so beautiful, and so unique! There must be many requests for you to do commercials, non? [ Oho, France will gladly see this flirting and raise you a leer. ] Je pense que I would like that very much, ma chérie. If only I had a camera to capture your elegance.
[ Actually now he doesn't really care about the chip removal thing. Flirting with cute pink haired girls > getting his silly immortality and nation status back. Definitely. He nods at her. ]
Je vois. So you are as beautiful as a model and as smart as a doctor as well? Aaa, but you must have a lot of people wanting a date from you, ma belle.
[ He will never change. Never. ]
Re: video;;
Now why would I want to do a commercial~? The camera doesn't do my looks justice compared to in person.
[Yes, she's definitely enjoying the attention and its going -strait- to her ego.]
Oh I'm much smarter than a doctor~. I happen to be the number one genius in the universe and rather adorable to boot. Some people seem to be so intimidated by the combination of brains and beauty that I'm afraid I don't have men falling over my feet asking for a date at the moment~.